Green Day

A punk band with awesome guitar riffs, but is overall an ultra-liberal band designed to instill teen angst in America's youth.

Hey girls! Billie Joe Armstrong will never fuck you.

by Ryan J. February 8, 2005

Green day

a band who was ok and now total gay

dude stop listening to Green day

by swean December 28, 2005

Women's Day

The 8th of March is the ultimate Simp's day. Simps from all around the world can come together to praise the one thing that gives them a reason to live without being judged. And that's women. They can tell them how precious they are, how beautiful they look and spoil them with presents. Spend all their savings on this exact one day in a year hoping to get even slight affection from the female gender.

John: Hey, have you seen Tim?
Mark: Yeah, he's probably buying flowers for Raechel.
John: What a Simp.
Mark: Nah, dude chill. Its Internation Women's Day remember?

by Flinki March 8, 2020

professional day

A "professional day" is a term used in often in Consulting and on Wall Street to suggest the worker will not be working a traditional 9 to 5 job, but will rather be working 8 to 6, 8 to 8, 7 to 7, 8 to 11, or worse. Outright saying that the individual will be working 10 to 18 hours a day would be illegal in many circumstances, so the term "professional day" is used to convey such a situation during employment interviews

employee: (leaving the office ~7pm)
boss: where are you going?
employee: (cautiously) home
boss: (indignantly) we work a Professional Day here, get this work done

by james10038 September 26, 2007

whack day

Another nickname for Wednesday, similar to Hump Day.

Next Whack Day, everyone's getting together at my place for some Rum Punch.

by b and v August 4, 2007

fucktrump day

November 7. Founded 2020. Annual American holiday, but celebrated by civilized societies around the world. Typically marked by street dancing, shunning xenophobia and ridiculing MAGA bigots.

What are you guys doing Saturday? Oh it's FuckTrump Day... we're going to a street party.

by Hoosierexpat November 7, 2020

Mat day

Mat day (spelt as: Mất dạy) is a Vietnamese insult used to labell an individual as an asshole.

You all are mat days you arseholes!

by Kit Rat August 7, 2016