tom

tom is defo sus and likes cock up his ass hes like the new version of hitler with a better kd

joe: who is tom

ben: tom is the new hitler but hes gay

joe: whos joe

ben:joe MAMA
obama: come an take this L

*joe dies from cumming in toms ass*

by Localsnitch beater June 11, 2021

tom holland

the hottest man in the world. it’s a fact. the reason everyone has high standards because he’s caring, funny, adorable, and loving. currently the most recent spider-man in the MCU (marvel cinematic universe). he is also an actor and i must add an amazing one.

tom holland can rail me.

you want to know who’s an amazing actor? tom holland.

by urbestielily June 11, 2021

Tom F’ckin Brady

A replacement for the phrase Too F’ckin Bad

Need help with that, well Tom F’ckin Brady!

by escyr August 19, 2024

Tom Macdonald

The worst rapper you will ever hear

Friend: “yo put on that new Tom MacDonald”
Me: “kill yourself

by D1 Swans Glazer September 8, 2024

Tom Tom

Tom Tom is a famous Japanese YouTuber and streamer who produces videos for Minecraft, Fortnite and Roblox. She is also known for she's duo Seitom with Mirai (Shudo Mirai).

She used to use a turtle skin in Minecraft until 2022, but is now known for her pink bear character.

Me : Tom Tom videos are always great!
You : I agree! i watching Seitom / Tom's Video always!

by 5150zzz September 12, 2024

Tom Cruise

the most gorgeous man ever, definitely the GOAT. katie holmes is gonna regret leaving him. Not only he is handsome he is the best actor ever. appreciate his skill because most other actors cant be as good. e.g. robert pattinson

friend: Tom Cruise is the most shitty actor ever.
also friend: *gets slapped by 99.99% of earth*

by itsLunaire October 15, 2024

Tom Brady

When someone shoots you in the balls and then you start shitting

hooobpbpbpbppbpbpbppbpbpb tom brady heheeee this.db = true;

by iminhellplshelpahhh October 31, 2024