michael loves to go through his camera roll and show you every picture and explain it in full. this can take hours.
if a michael is seen on his phone in his camera roll, he should be avoided at all costs.
if a michael is seen on his phone in his camera roll, he should be avoided at all costs.
by shortandround August 2, 2023
Get the michaelmug. 
Get the michaelingmug. Boy, pass me the ketchup next to your plate.
I don't see it.
Boy, you a dumbass Michael Rapaport or something?
I don't see it.
Boy, you a dumbass Michael Rapaport or something?
by FreePalestineNow November 19, 2023
Get the Michael Rapaportmug. by Krj97 October 21, 2023
Get the Michael Duff OUTmug. Michael J. Fox is a famous actor with Parkinson's disease, which causes uncontrollable tremors. Imagine the struggles Michael J. Fox faces on a daily basis while trying to pour a glass of orange juice or pour milk over his cereal - this is the essence of what it means to "Michael J" something.
Michael J'ing is when you miserably fail at performing an action that requires a basic level of physical adeptness/dexterity, and usually results in the catastrophic destruction of an important item, or project.
Michael J'ing is when you miserably fail at performing an action that requires a basic level of physical adeptness/dexterity, and usually results in the catastrophic destruction of an important item, or project.
Frank: Hey, Jimbob, be careful carrying two bowls at once you don't want to dr-
*drops bowls of stew all over freshly cleaned carpet*
Jimbob: Woops
Frank: God dammit, Jimbob, you michael j'd the fuck out of my carpet! I just cleaned this shit!
*drops bowls of stew all over freshly cleaned carpet*
Jimbob: Woops
Frank: God dammit, Jimbob, you michael j'd the fuck out of my carpet! I just cleaned this shit!
by chronowarp January 11, 2014
Get the Michael J'dmug. Michael is a ni??a
Michael plays games all day he is the type to stay in his room till 2 in the. Michael is the type of person to be quiet but when you really get to know him he’ll insult you everyday.
Michael plays games all day he is the type to stay in his room till 2 in the. Michael is the type of person to be quiet but when you really get to know him he’ll insult you everyday.
Hi Im Michael and I like butt
Michael likes to eat grass
Michael played a brass
Michael could go and cut out the mask
Michael did a good pass
Michael said “your an ass”
Michael likes to eat grass
Michael played a brass
Michael could go and cut out the mask
Michael did a good pass
Michael said “your an ass”
by Underdog441 March 21, 2024
Get the Michaelmug. Michael is the most loving , caring , and overprotective person you could have . He brings so much joy into your life and just at the right time . He loves sports , he’s devoted to it , he loves video games and music .Michael didn’t have a great dad but he is a great man . He is so sweet and generous and sincere you would think this man is perfect. He is very open ! so when he is telling you how he feels listen cause if you don’t that’s it don’t expect him to open is heart to you again. Michael is the best friend you can ever have he loves to make you laugh he is a comedian. He will fight for you and be there for you when no one else will !! Michaela is so tender hearted and loving please don’t take his kindness for weakness you’ll regret losing him because you’ll miss him very much . Michael is the definition of loyal , faithful, and honest. He’s been hurt a lot but a Michael never gives up he’s strong and loves hard . He is not to be crossed he’ll knock you out as quick as you crossed him. If u meet a Michael keep him he’s a God sent man or true friend he’ll never judge you but will tell u the truth & he will never lead you the wrong way . If you hurt Michael shame on you .
by elverdaderokk November 23, 2021
Get the Michaelmug.