The loser of the internet with millions of 8-year old's watching him. Another word for "the scum on your shoe" or "the reason murder isn't legal but should be for certain people."
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Get the Jake mug.this guy jake is the kinda guy to be like super nice and kind and nice and has loads of cash in this cargo pantaloons.
he's also very secretive but also kinda short? anyways, he's like a good guy and kinda baller and maybe even a lil bit prepossessing. he's also incredibly scared of people, confrontation, and the mailman. he's also missing a toe. :( (this is where you feel bad).
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also sexy
he's also very secretive but also kinda short? anyways, he's like a good guy and kinda baller and maybe even a lil bit prepossessing. he's also incredibly scared of people, confrontation, and the mailman. he's also missing a toe. :( (this is where you feel bad).
um uuhhh uuhhhh ugh hmnm mmmmmm m he auhm uhm mm oohh yuuuhhh he good fella : )
also sexy
"ooohh baby, i need a lot of alcohol because i am of age citzen man"
and thats like "what the heck you are actually five years old"
and then the guy jake will be like "oh yeahg well i hate you AND your guts smile."
but then you think about it, and your like, "damn, i kinda want this guy to make out with me very passionately due to this very strong tongue that resides within his mouth."
and thats like "what the heck you are actually five years old"
and then the guy jake will be like "oh yeahg well i hate you AND your guts smile."
but then you think about it, and your like, "damn, i kinda want this guy to make out with me very passionately due to this very strong tongue that resides within his mouth."
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