Chair Riding

An extreme sport, the act of leaning your chair on two (or even one) leg and trying to keep it from collapsing under you, without touching anything other than the chair. The best results are acheieved while listening to music and rocking with the music without tumbling.

For an added challenge you can try while drunk, having someone sitting on your knee or while sitting on a swivel chair.
Dave managed chair riding for 3 minutes listening to that song, he's one serious rider...

"...Yeah James split his forehead on his wardrobe last week, he was trying to ride his office chair on one leg..."
by Xit August 31, 2008
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Meat riding

Kivuva
Kivuva can’t keep preetham sick out of his mouth. He loves meat riding.
by Haggaisjrb September 16, 2023
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Flume Ride

A fetish type activity, where two people place a toilet paper roll tube between their assholes, and then one person shits into the other person.
"Man, I met this dude named Tom the other night at the bar, and we snuck into the bathroom. He let me do a flume ride on him!" - Dandy Randy W.
by Dandy Randy W. June 12, 2024
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Ride

To absolutely tap in to a cause by either riding on your own accord or by requested ridage from your fellow riders
I was riding Pakistan so hard last night, I asked my bro to ride too. It was fun watching India lose to Pakistan with my bro.
by Gangendem December 4, 2021
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Ride Friend

An acquaintance who has a vehicle who doesn't charge you gas money and is generally available. They are not really your friend, but you hit them up when you need a ride. They are your ride friend.
Reggie: "I hate my name. Why am I named Reggie?"
Jayson: "I don't know. Can you ask your bro with a car to take us to the party? You know your ride friend?"
Reggie: "Yeah, sure. I'm having a big crisis over my identity now though. Cant' you help me?"
Jayson: "Yeah, easy. We'll call you "the Terror"from now on. Now hit up your ride friend or I'll call you R.G. and you know

what that may stand for..."
Reggie: "The Terror is texting as we speak."
by von groovy July 11, 2024
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Soul Riding

Example: if someone (typically a fan) who is obsessed with their favorite entertainer, so much that even if that entertainer is problematic or just a piece of shit, and if they still support them then they’re soul riding.
by DYW August 31, 2022
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Riding the Hulk

That one was close, I was really riding the hulk back there
by Bert-Ro December 24, 2021
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