ass talk

Ass talk is when two men flatulate when the other one stops flatulating, making it sound like a conversation.

My friends had way to much ass talk in the public bathroom

by ilikekamenrider March 13, 2024

Who am I talking to, bitch?

Is that right? Who am I talking to?

Hym "Who am I talking to, bitch? Who am I talking to? Say, when Andy fuxked your daughter, did she fuck him because his cock is fat or did she fuck him because she thought he was me? SOMEBODY listened to me, didn't they? What happened bitch? You gonna live in denial for the rest of your life or what is the plan here? I mean, the situation I'M IN... Looks to ME like this: Obvious charlatan who thinks he's better than everyone and got molested by his grandma desperately scrables to accrue as much power as possible after being humiliated by the greatest mind who has ever lived (and the creator of A.I.). Am I close? How about this: Wannabe aristocrat snob thought he was profound only to have his mind shattered by a superior mind? And tell Mikhaila, she can still have the real thing. I'll breed her. BUT! But... She has to beg for it because she's a filthy, filthy slut (oh shit I'm getting hard just thinking about her). But, yeah, let me know. Get back to- call me or something... I'll be here."

by Hym Iam March 17, 2024

Talk to my hand

When you don't wanna hear someone

Ramsay: Oh Sherlock, is it better if I call you that?
Sherlock: Just talk to my hand
Ramsay: What a fucking idiot
(Hotel Hell Reference)

by NotAViper March 19, 2024

Talking Hot

Talking Hot is an adv. that really describes ribbing or busting (slang changes depending on demographics) that is extremely disrespectful beyond recognition.

"Oh this afternoon at lunch at the 7216 table Daquan was talking Hot to Troy like."

"No they weren't just dissing each other, the conversation winding up being hot talk (talking hot)"

"I'm talking Hot now like, your mothers obituary was blunt paper you f'n derelict ass ninny."

"SMD like I'm talking Hot, even your grandma know that."

by Burn Niggas March 20, 2024

We don't talk about Fight Club

Whatever you do, don't talk about this.

Mike: Remember the rules Derek. We don't talk about Fight Club. Now get back in the ring boyo!

by ComputerWorld March 23, 2024

I can't talk

A humorous phrase uttered by someone who is trying to speak but gets tongue-tied in the process.

"You know, I thought- Unintelligible"

"Jesus! I can't talk!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2024

Muppet talk

When a person inserts there entire hand up someones ass and proceeds to spell different words using sign language while the "Muppet" tries to guess the word correctly. Each word guessed correctly is a point.

Last night I got six points playing Muppet talk ! And one of the words was hippopotamus.

by Bobertthroatcheck March 29, 2024