crack cookies

A colloquialism to refer to lofthouse cookies or those really soft sugar cookies you can buy from the bakery section at the grocery store. Called such because they're not that good, but you end up eating them fast as hell like crack.

"Hey. I picked up some crack cookies from Food Lion. You want some?"
"Fuck Yeah I love crack cookies"

by LizardInACan April 12, 2022

cookies

boobies

She was showing her cookies to the whole clan

by rotgutslutbutt April 12, 2022

Black-and-white cookie

Shitting and masturbating at the same time. Don’t forget your mask.

My ex-wife is disgusting and I can’t stand her. But I was horny, so I got on top of her and gave her the black-and-white cookie.

by Art Ritis January 29, 2022

Cookies n’ cream

When two partners (regardless of gender do anal. When one of the partners cums in the unwashed asshole of the other partner. The partner filled with cum then proceeds to stand on all fours with their asshole wide open then the other partner proceeds to squeeze out the cum from the dirty ass hole and consume it, but the semen is mixed with the left over shit from the dirty asshole it’s being eaten out of. Therefore also having the texture of cookies and cream!

Partner: “Alright babe ready for some of that cookies n’ cream?”

Other partner: “you know it!”

by Cookies n’ cream February 7, 2022

Mocha ray cookie

A cute af cookie run charcter

Mocha ray cookie is so fucking cute

by Licorice cookie rules February 11, 2022

Wade’s cookies

Objectively the best chocolate-chip cookies ever made by a human being

Hey man, have you tried those Wade’s cookies? My mom cried for days because she can’t repeat the recipe

by Bilbo Schmaggins January 2, 2021

Cookie Dusting

Performing an act in which the female sexual organ is orally stimulated.

Honey, it's time for some Cookie Dusting!

I'll Dust your Cookie

by SpoonRRAR January 3, 2021