man-penis

a man's penis.
Should never be mistaken with horse-penis or another animal's appendage

"This woman can't seem to achieve orgasm with her fingers"
"Try using your man-penis"
"Yep, that did the trick"

by metalliska September 8, 2006

penis leach

another word for cock sucker,or ball licker etc...

dude daniel you are such a penis leach

by evan February 26, 2004

Punjabi Penis

Punjabi penis. The Punjabi penis is as large as their food. The Punjabi penis is always erect whether around women, men, or cows. Punjabi's are not secretive about their penises, they walk and swim in public in the nude allot.

EX 1:Cant find a towel in the shower? just walk out with your big Punjabi Penis and get one.
EX 2: dad my privates hurt. Dad: OK. lets have a look.
EX 3: Guys the 10 of us should go swimming. Person 2: ok. (Everybody strips and jumps in a lake)

by PenisRater October 6, 2013

Penis-in-a-box

When a male wears boxers and their penis pops out of the hole when they walk around with a boner.

Dude:dude, i had a boner watching underworld and got up to go get a drink, bad idea.
OtherDude:why?
Dude:cause it was a penis-in-a-box waiting to happen.
OtherDude: o shit! good thing i wasn't there!

by DaRTH TaNK June 3, 2006

Jew Penis

A very small penis belonging to a Jew. All Jews carry a Jew penis, there is no such thing as a Jew with a "Godzilla Cock." A Jew Penis is somewhere between a skittle and half a Vienna Sausage. Today's leading scientists have proved that 100% of all Jewish males are under 5 1/2 inches.
Jew Jew'd Jews

Wow dude, that kid over there with the Jew Fro has a Jew Penis. His boyfriend must be pissed.

by ChristianK April 25, 2007

Penis Brie

Smegma, Knob Cheese, Cock Cheddar, Prong Gouda.

How come my helmet is covered with Penis Brie?

by Marty from Oz November 25, 2003

penis tuck

The act of pushing the erect penis up towards the stomach and placing the end of the penis under the underwear elastic band, belt or other form of clothing which goes around the wast. The purpose is to hide the erection from view of others. Most commonly preformed before standing up.

I had a erection, so I used the old penis tuck. Problem solved

by Tomt32 January 20, 2008