Ninja, a fortnut player that seems to be getting bigger in popularity by the moment. (As of 2018)
Ninja has been known to be dying of ligma recently.
Ninja has been known to be dying of ligma recently.
by What if I don't want a usernam November 11, 2018
Coffee Ninjas are usually local beings living in your neighbourhood and hiding in plain sight.
They appear tired with big bags under their eyes because of their nightly activities. They are also referred to as insomniacs and night owl.
You can easily befriend a coffee ninja by offering them some dark bitter coffee.
Coffee Ninjas are peaceful by nature but be careful not to disturb their piece or hurt their friends. They're wrath is scary
There's a reason they're called "ninjas"...
They appear tired with big bags under their eyes because of their nightly activities. They are also referred to as insomniacs and night owl.
You can easily befriend a coffee ninja by offering them some dark bitter coffee.
Coffee Ninjas are peaceful by nature but be careful not to disturb their piece or hurt their friends. They're wrath is scary
There's a reason they're called "ninjas"...
P1: Hello! Sorry just wanted to give you some coffee.
Coffee Ninja: thanks, you are in my not-kill-list now.
P1:Dude, I met a Coffee Ninja!
P2: Wow, be careful they're insomniacs!
Coffee Ninja: I have the power of coffee gods by my side and I will fight the Monday monster for the sake of all humanity
Coffee Ninja: thanks, you are in my not-kill-list now.
P1:Dude, I met a Coffee Ninja!
P2: Wow, be careful they're insomniacs!
Coffee Ninja: I have the power of coffee gods by my side and I will fight the Monday monster for the sake of all humanity
by Birbados November 21, 2021
When somebody as an above average or otherwise huge penis when erect but shrinks to near disappearance when flaccid, or in other words vanishes like a ninja.
Example: That mother fucker has a ninja dick.
Example 2: I got ninja dick. that shit maybe 1 or 2 inches long till I get a hard on but then that shit massive.
Example 2: I got ninja dick. that shit maybe 1 or 2 inches long till I get a hard on but then that shit massive.
by Pickle Reeves May 03, 2023
When you slpooge in someones face and they get it in their eye and it burns and gets an off white yellowish necklace and you don't know who did it.
I just got boomed by that Ninja Pumpkining.
Did you get a pearl necklace?
No, well its more of an off white yellow, did you see who did it?
you don't know who did it? well it wasn;t me or I'd have laughed about it.
Did you get a pearl necklace?
No, well its more of an off white yellow, did you see who did it?
you don't know who did it? well it wasn;t me or I'd have laughed about it.
by Miss Teri April 10, 2015
A female with the characteristics of a mythical unicorn meaning very rare of a find. And that of a ninja in the fact that if your not careful she will sneak up on you and get you to fall in love with her
by Mtg187 July 09, 2022
A npc typically with blue hair who roams around colleges, perhaps most commonly a member of the LGBT community
by DickinsonsRealdeal January 02, 2023
A Ninja is someone who leaves a party or pub/club without telling their friends, all stealth-like (usually because they're tired or drunk and don't want to cop flak for leaving early). This practice can become a common prank between friends, sometimes blowing up into an all-out "Ninja War".
Friend 1: Where'd Beamers go?
Friend 2: Umm, she told me she was going to the bar for another drink. Wait... That was half an hour ago...
Friend 1: Unbelievable, she's done a Ninja again.
Friend 2: That's it, Ninja War declared.
Friend 2: Umm, she told me she was going to the bar for another drink. Wait... That was half an hour ago...
Friend 1: Unbelievable, she's done a Ninja again.
Friend 2: That's it, Ninja War declared.
by Beamers202 July 23, 2013