de-douche

To "de-douche" is to become less of a douche.

"Steve is such a douche"

"yeah, we should try to help him de-douche"

by Itrees August 30, 2009

Insta-Douche

a tall, lanky, austrailian douchebag.

You're an "insta-douche" for taking up six washers.

Dude! You used pacifism and arrest on 8 of my creatures! You're such an insta-douche!

by Jace Beleren February 27, 2011

Logical Douche

A person that has to have everything logical

Dude you got like a million feet of air!
Logical douche: that's impossible you would die from those heights

by o T-Rev o October 22, 2011

douche nuggets

Individual pieces of a bloody tampon

When she pulled out her tampon, little douche nuggets had fallen off.

by tqmidget85 July 7, 2008

douche quief

The almost unbearable nagging persistent uncontrollable pussy

Greg would love to drop kick douche quief

Thanks for giving me your douche quief.

by Booty Snatchin Pirates August 5, 2008

douche picture

A "Douche Picture" is where someone or someones are doing something douch bag like in a photograph of any sort of way or form. It can also be used to refere to a person taking the picture.

1.Tom takes a picture of his brother Jim, Jim sticks up the middle finger. Jim's action makes the picture a Douche Picture.

2.Tom takes the photo with shaky hands and therefore makes it a "Douche Photo".

by Jeffreytheasian August 6, 2010

douche quivers

The quivering effect that a woman can get during an orgasm which is similar to the effect that can happen when douching.

I gave that chick the douche quivers three times last night.

by The District August 11, 2007