The Kansas City Racoon

The act of rubbing shit in your partners eyes while you have sex with them from behind.

Last night I was fucking this fat chick and gave her the Kansas City Racoon.

by the wrath of walmart September 15, 2009

Kansas City Phonograph

The act of rubbing ones nipples over another's entire naked body

He was so hot and the way he touched me made my nipples hard so I had him take his clothes off and lay down so I could give him a Kansas City Phonograph

by Itsjustabutt April 19, 2015

England is my city

A dumb thing that Nick Crompton said in Jake Paul's song called It's everyday bro.

Nick Crompton: England is my city.

by Joker's girl 2 0 0 8 October 20, 2017

New York City

Also known as NYC or "The City". Known for its lights, businesses and pizza. Most overrated city in the world. Everyone is rude and so obsessed with their own life. The winter season is brutally cold although Christmas time is nice. Extremely expensive. Great theater (Broadway and off broadway). Great outdoors such as central park and botanical gardens. Many music festivals in the summer. Really a combination of 5 big cities connected by bridges, highways and tunnels. Nowhere near as great as Los Angeles. Very densely populated. The city is very cold hearted and survival is difficult which is why its called the concrete jungle. Home to arguably the best parade ever in the labor day parade. Worth a long vacation but not living and paying the ridiculous amount of money real estate agents pocket for a shitty apartment or sharing an apartment with roommates. Endless amount of things to do. Great public transportation and awful traffic. City life is go go go. If you're a laid back person nyc is not for you. People will giveyou dirty looks for walking slow.

Person 1: Yo, we out to da City. New York City .
Person 2: Na, fuck that it's too cold. We out to Miami. The lion king on Broadway could wait.
Person 1: copy, its more hoes in Miami anyway.

by Yungcp June 6, 2017

kansas city cathouse

When the women in a group of persons or couples finds themselves engaged in sexual acts and/or intercourse without their significant others.

Man, what a great weekend in wine country. Remember when the boys hit the bar for football and the women just went full Kansas City Cathouse and got after each other?

by Dirty little pervert October 15, 2021

east lob city

The popularized home of the New York Knicks, fueled by the dime-a-dozen alley-oops from PGs Raymond Felton and Jason Kidd to Tyson Chandler and Amar'e Stoudemire.

"Oh, and a backhanded two-hand slam from Felton to Chandler again!!! Welcome to East Lob City!!!!"

by Spyke Lee December 25, 2012

Ancient Windy City

Slang phrase to describe the popular chain of restaurants called Old Chicago.

Let's go finish the Beer Tour at Ancient Windy City!

by n81 April 5, 2012