by Bill Thomas Edwin May 15, 2020
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Big NIGGA, will eat you and your family with no seasoning. Is always in 2nd place in everything he does. He seems to always have cum on his pants.
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by AnonymousZebra February 2, 2020
Get the Sam Tomoloju mug.A Sam is a very shabby kind of person who will never be able to do a backflip while eating a lemon. If u ever date a Sam you will be sure to get many kinds of infections when looking deep into his eyes while eating a lemon. He may look at meme all day long and play fortnite but he is still a little funny or at least u laugh so that he doesn’t cry because he is a sensitive person especially when he eats lemons.
“Omg I’m so sad because my friend can do a backflip while eating a lemon but I can’t”
Other person “well it’s financial because Sam can’t do it either”
“Ohhh yay”
Other person “well it’s financial because Sam can’t do it either”
“Ohhh yay”
by Pablo despasiyo December 23, 2018
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by Scribbled sam December 9, 2021
Get the Sam mug.A nice boy who is pleasant to be nice to and overall wholesome but you can bring a dirty side out of him.
by Keiko Keiko November 11, 2020
Get the Sam mug.A large boy with unparalleled confidence and a buttcrack that hasn't seen soap since his mother stopped giving him baths. Sam has dirty fingernails and wears deodorant only on occasion. One must admire the unwavering self-love this man has considering his hygiene, mediocre intelligence, and disdain for women. Much like a cockroach, Sam survives this harsh world by living off the crumbs of other people's work and contributing nothing of value to the universe. This man is so pathetic that any relationship he has ever had or will ever have is maintained only by the pity of the other individual. This includes his parents.
Professor: You will all be assigned to the same lab partners for the rest of the semester. Marcus, you will be with Sam.
Marcus: 'jumps out window'
Marcus: 'jumps out window'
by bean_bomb May 9, 2022
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