That will happen when pigs fly

A saying that once meant something would never happen. Rendered obsolete with the advent of the police helicopter.

“Cops aint gonna catch us, that will happen when pigs fly!”
“Bro the police helicopter is listening, shut up”

by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019

flying the furry kite

The process of taking your wayward German Shepherd on a walk on a long line as he veers around and you desperately try and stay on your feet.

Just been down on the beach flying the furry kite

by DHomer June 29, 2022

I love flying my spaceship thru the glaciers🛸

Alternate saying for total nigger death

Man I love flying my spaceship thru the glaciers🛸

by Spaceship Flyer🛸 January 12, 2025

Fly on the wall

A phrase some people (myself included) use when they shoot a teammate by accident in COD

*Shoots teammate* "what the F##k," " Sorry, fly on the wall"

by TEX2324 December 19, 2022

Wooden railway flying scotsman

holy shit that motherfucker is more expensive than a nintendo switch 2 game

Dumbass: holy shit i bought a wooden railway flying scotsman

Butthead: what the fuck i asked for 66 condoms not that

by joshua lionel cowen September 3, 2025

Fly-sexual

A fly that is an equal opportunity offender in terms of being annoying and/or embarassing during televised appearances is fly-sexual.

Him: Hey, did you see that fly that kept bothering the VP during debates? It was all anybody focused on. It was hilarious!
Me: Did you see that there was also a fly on the Supreme Court nominee during the hearings!

Him: I goes this one is fly-sexual.

by Siouxsie Supertramp October 14, 2020

Fly-Eyed Gonzo

The look attained when squeezing tight the male scrotum in the bath so the balls look like flies eyes above the penis, which resembles the nose of the muppet named Gonzo

"Your genitals look like a fly-eyed gonzo"

by SlightlySubversive January 10, 2012