Jobs Corollary

An addendum to Rule 34 - There's an app for that! (TAAFT

Guy #1 with a horrified look on his face: "Rule 34 must be true. I couldn't imagine that gay midget donkey zebra hermaphrodite amputee porn could have existed, but here it is on my computer."

Guy#2: "Jobs Corollary"

Guy #1: "What?"

Guy #2 shows Guy #1 the screen on his iPhone: "There's an app for that!"

Guy #1 runs to the bathroom and vomits.

by Mofrak August 24, 2010

Munch job

A form of blow job when the giver munches or chews, it can be intended or by accident, depending on the context it's used in.

Pmsl, Jeff told me Shirley slipped when she was tasting his meat, gave him a munch job.

Damn, that Laura girl's one kinky slut, gave Jonny a munch job yesterday.

by MeatyMan January 14, 2008

Coach Job

Any type of "job" (blowjob, handjob, eating out, fingering, etc...) done while on a coach bus.

I gave him a nice Coach Job on the way to hershey park.

by KDELS BITCHESs October 20, 2008

elbow job

to jack off with your elbow

i elbow job myself every night

by gr8andhappy April 24, 2015

blimp job

The art of inserting a deflated balloon in another's anus following with oral inflation of the balloon

At the arts and crafts store one can't help but look at balloons and yearn for a blimp job

by Insaneinethemembrane May 5, 2015

HOB-JOB

When a girl gives a blow job whilst simultaneously eating a hobnob.

Crumbs in my foreskin again, must be another HOB-JOB

by SFTBNIQQA May 7, 2015

anti-job

someone who doesn't care about getting a job or going to study

- MOM I DONT CARE BOUT SCHOOL ON SEPTEMBER 1 I DONT NEED IT
- You WILL go..
*mom quits room*
- .................. wot
Father: Shhh I am an anti-job too. Money does suck, right?

by PorcupineCanadian September 22, 2015