Egg Fart

The type of fart you get after eating eggs and other types of food, often recognized by it's unique and disgusting smell.

Yesterday I was eating a crepe when I ripped an extremely disgusting egg fart.

by LordIThankYouForSunshine April 25, 2025

Egg

3.5 grams of Weed

Hey man could I get an Egg?
How much an egg?
You got an egg on you?
I put a whole egg in this blunt!
I’m just tryna cop an egg.

by HeavySetHalo5 February 22, 2024

spicy egg scramble

To fuck a woman with a large, hot pepper until she cums, causing her vagina to be covered in the oils and feel like its on fire.

Joe: Wow, Laura sure is walking fucked up today...
John: Yeah, I gave her a spicy egg scramble last night, and her pussy is still burning.

by vertigh0st September 12, 2021

Scrambled Egg

A trans person in denial that is so in denial of their true self that they turn to bigotry, usually transphobia, in order to cope with their own fear and self hatred towards themselves. Prime for indoctrination by the far right.

Person 1: *insert thing here* is so woke! The liberals are at it again!
Person 2: Don't you literally draw genderbend/trans hentai for a living?
Persona 1: S...shut up! It's just a fetish for me! I'm not a degenerate trans like you! Baka!
Persona 2: Lol what a scrambled egg.

by KrimsonKatt June 6, 2023

Suck An Egg

So i got this picture
*shows picture*
Its Gru from Despicable Me that says
SUCK AN EGG

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Person 1: Wow, ur such a loser
Person 2: SUCK AN EGG
Person 1: ???

by Knee Ger123 November 13, 2018

Condor Egg

To adventure into a thorn bush and injure ones bollocks

Henry ventured into the bushes for a wee, oh man he sure did have a condor egg afterwards

by Jimbo Ballbags November 14, 2025

scrambling eggs

To masturbate with a hand warmer before you enter her vagina and when she cums her egg is scrambled from the warm dick.

Scrambling Eggs- "Shit, Kyle really went to town scrambling eggs last night!"

by LickDickRick January 31, 2018