Zed Talks

An online series of talks from the basement of a pawn shop. Past topics have included the pros and cons of having a gimp, motorcycles, and stories of being a security guard. The audience always includes the pawn shop owner, a couple of guys with ball gags in their mouths, and a gimp.

You should watch the latest Zed Talks about the pros and cons of owning a gimp, it might not be as great as you think it will be Mr. Pink.

by SenorSauce January 18, 2024

Talk to a man about a horse

To nicely tell your children that you are going to fuck like rabbits at a hotel.

“Hey kids, me and your mom are gonna go talk to a man about a horse be right back.”

by FeverDream2.0 January 13, 2022

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 29, 2025

TALKING VOUCH LEAP

When you take a VOUCH FOR IT a CSSH OUT voucher that is a TALKING VOUCH and go to another machine right away or in VOUCHER SPACE.

Well if you look at this last TALKING VOUCH which reads FREE BIRD it will be in VOUCHER SPACE till a TALKING VOUCH LEAP is performed.

by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY July 23, 2021

talk block

Preventing someone from talking to someone they like.

You think cock block is bad? How about trying talk block?

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

Cherry Talk

When some gangster is hitting on your fly girl. Simple variation of sweet talk.

I do say old bean, did you know that Mathews was trying to cherry talk Susan last night.

by Vinnie Garstroke February 09, 2021

Talking bollocks

Lying about an event or situation.

He’s talking bollocks. He did not burgle that shop.

by Robdog July 09, 2018