tongue punch the golden ring

A game for those who are brave enough to lick the Sterling Heights Art Installation. A.k.a. The Golden Butthole

Example:
I bet John $40 dollars that he wouldn't "tongue punch the golden ring" last night and that crazy son of a bitch actually did it!

by Sterlinghightslocalguide March 22, 2019

Hydroponic punch

When you walk into a grow and smell, just punches you in the nose and gives you a bloody nose

Guy one: hey man smell these dabs Guy two: Damn man that’s got that “hydroponic punch “

by SpecterPatronum! December 24, 2022

Punch

A hit with a closed fist

Molly punched micheal

by Gagey112343 May 11, 2022

Mist Punch

The act of punching something with such force that it dissipates into a mist. Considered to be meta.

"Rowack mist punches the bat into a mist."

by Tipsy T Turtle April 29, 2019

pioneer punch

Using ones hand, and forearm as a rectal stimulation device, not using any lubricants, or sanitizer.

My girlfriends snatch had lung cancer, so I gave her the pioneer punch.

by Dick Twain October 5, 2017

Clown Punch

Clown punch occurs when your significant other makes you laugh while drinking red wine or rum punch. The trickling beverage resembles a bloody nose.

Ken gave Barbie the old clown Punch and she needs a bit of club soda to avoid staining.

by Jay Dubbs December 25, 2022

tonsil punch

When you use a girls tonsil as a punching bag for your dick

Mandingo took Leshaniqua to his crib and tonsil punched her.

by alskdjflkasjjfllksjdf October 2, 2017