turtle-brained

Thinking slowly, like a turtle moves.

oy. i am sooo slow today - i am turtle-brained today.

by Puffin Man June 13, 2011

brain booger

when you have someone inside your brain that sneezes, your brain and size of head expand backwards in a way that you start looking like a pumpking head.

man i think someone sneezed inside your head, you might have a brain booger. That shit is whack.

by space trip January 30, 2018

Brain Lag

During a gaming session, brain lag is when your brain does not work until it is too late in some situations.

EnderBender28: "Bruh why didn't mash there until it was too late? You got grounded by DK Side B."
PridedFox77: "I had brain lag."

by PridedFox77 September 15, 2022

Brain blue

The feeling of being able to express how its like to be ok.

I just got a brain blue.

by hahaha1314 December 12, 2020

shit'fo brains

an absolute dumbass

No way, that kid so thick he got shit'fo brains

by t33love-vizzyguy December 29, 2021

Brain poser

A brain poser highlights the act of "posing" as intelligent. It combines "brain" with "poser," immediately signaling someone who's faking intelligence.

"He spent twenty minutes using all sorts of fancy jargon, but it was clear he was just a brain poser trying to impress the boss."

by Mac Merk July 22, 2025

Dance Brain

When a dancer comes back from a practice and still had a pound of homework to do at like midnight, and their brain feels like it’s melting. You can’t really function and your eyelids feel like your eyes are weightlifting.

Mrs. Smith, I was not able to complete my homework because I had a huge dance brain.

by EyeWeightifting June 6, 2018