Michael

Someone who will turn out gay in the near future and will be never funny. They will smack your ass, he will kiss your dad and finger him.

Look Michael is weird and gay

by LOOKIE MICHAEL February 1, 2022

Sean-Michael

A Smart, Handsome, and Hung man who knows how to make you scream.

Girl1: Omg Do you remember who we fucked last night?

Girl2: Yea he was Sean-Michael, remember?

by At-47000<3 November 23, 2021

michael

michael loves to go through his camera roll and show you every picture and explain it in full. this can take hours.
if a michael is seen on his phone in his camera roll, he should be avoided at all costs.

bro pulling a michael

i had fun on my date, until he whiped out his phone and pulled a michael.

by shortandround August 2, 2023

michael chou

Like, who tf is he

Hey, who's Michael Chou?
I have no idea bro.

by Something Something + Pi May 19, 2019

Michael

Person that works at the circus.

Megan - “omg look is Michael”
Cheila - “ Oh yes, he works at the circus as a clown”

by ChanelSolo April 4, 2022

Michael

Big forehead ass nigga that 5'3" and got no knees. One is also known to be "So free" at rainbow six siege. that person is also a high school dropout (Retard ass nigga)

that dude looks like a Michael.

by edgy111 July 30, 2023

michael

a big ass bitch with a small dick and pimples on his nipples

this michael guy is a bitch bruh, he’s got dreads on his titties

by gregory smith the 18th February 12, 2024