Full on ostrich is where you drop everything you have in your hands because you are startled, and then continue to bend over and slam your head into the ground out of fear. Generally this happens when getting nagged, annoying parents, teachers, or tryhard classfellows that try at anything to seem impressive. Going full on ostrich is an excellent defense maneuver to elude these assholes. Its the only way to secure immunity to douche-fucks who want to ruin your day with their streams of annoying diarrhea from their mouth. If you have any close friends who have issues with chodes in their life encourage them to try and go full on ostrich, it saves lives.
Jake: Yo brah, Todd's gf was totally Vcarding his ass.
Paul: Yeah bro, I heard Todd dropped all he was doing and went full on ostrich to escape the vCarding he was about to receive in his ass, what a smart ass bro, bro.
Paul: Yeah bro, I heard Todd dropped all he was doing and went full on ostrich to escape the vCarding he was about to receive in his ass, what a smart ass bro, bro.
by Adversative March 07, 2014
Refers to the fraudulent beliefs of the crazy wing of the crazy wing of sovereign citizens started by David-Wynn:Miller, pronounced "David Hyphen Wynn Full Colon Miller". More generally, refers to anything similarly crazy.
These stoplights are full colon. Four reds for five minutes. Is anyone allowed to go?
Full Colon Trump endorsed the Pauline Hanson One Nation Party, whose 2nd in command is Malcolm hyphen Ieuan full colon Roberts.
Full Colon Trump endorsed the Pauline Hanson One Nation Party, whose 2nd in command is Malcolm hyphen Ieuan full colon Roberts.
An infantile, privileged, wanker who shamelessly exploits his mother’s death to gain unwarranted sympathy, like he is the only one in history who has lost someone close. He then stupidly ignores advice and marries a narcissistic, manipulative, liar who alienates him from family, friends and country causing intelligent people who don’t buy his pathetic whinging, to view him as a complete fuckwit.
That guy’s mum died, his overindulgent self pity and victim mentality has led him to make poor life choices he’s gone the Full Harry.
That guy’s dad died, he foolishly married a nasty social climber and let her destroy his family, he’s gone the Full Harry.
That guy’s dad died, he foolishly married a nasty social climber and let her destroy his family, he’s gone the Full Harry.
by truethat March 18, 2021
When you dont wanna do something or when a situation isn't going as you would like it to go so you stop doing it or don't do it at all
by Mynamsjeff January 02, 2017
one basketball court and 500 cats
two people lay down at each end
whoever gets more floats to come to them wins
two people lay down at each end
whoever gets more floats to come to them wins
by judgeshredd July 23, 2022
Full Johnson is a way of life. Carrying yourself so upright, so erect. Just powering through life like a hard cock.
I was living lower than a flappy flaccid penis until I started going into life Full Johnson. It changed everything.
by @Scungilli_Man October 03, 2023
by IncompetentAndIrish September 14, 2019