David Zertuche

Noun- A fully developed male human who is the coolest guy you know.

My best friend David Zertuche asked me to look him up on Urban Dictionary.

by Daveman8777 February 9, 2022

david

when he yells it hurts my head . like plz be quiet plz. but he’s nice tho. so yeah thanks david for giving me a headache while being nice. ☺️

dive david

by djdnxncnfngn February 9, 2022

David bowie

a man who sings gay songs.

"ugh I hate David bowie his songs are so gay!"

by timmy the fat nigger February 10, 2022

david

a sexy beast

david is a sexy beast

by MLGT April 4, 2022

David

the most horniest most closeted most homie hopper I know

oh david? yeah hes going to hell for sure!

by gayhotmilf April 4, 2022

David

A piece of shit teacher whos annoying and who can't even say a normal sentence

-who is your least favorite teacher
-David delgado

by Roblox kid 69 April 5, 2022

David pena

Someone really short and homosexual.

Omg did you see how short David Pena is!

by Totallynotfakeeeeee April 6, 2022