Sam

Sticky hair (not just his head). Used to be asian but after much plastic surgery is now white. Gets up at half five in the morning and runs in the dark with ankle weights on solving a rubick's cube. Likes his gym time.

-I touched Sam's hair earlier.

-Unlucky mate, did you get stuck?.

by BernardoCuencaGrau January 23, 2019

Sam

My extremely handsome and beautiful boyfriend who is the best person i will 101% ever meet, and will cherish for the rest of my life and beyond! I love him to the moon and back

I love sam to the moon and back

by .buga June 2, 2022

sam

has a huge fucking cock. like i’m talking an a absolute monster cock.

bro, sam has a huge fucking cock

by ballsballs42069 December 21, 2020

sam

sexi bostonite

Sam: I am sexi bostonite

by olivicafishboy October 20, 2018

Sam Zhang

Sam stands for Super At Masterbation and he is gay and loves to strip with boys. He is super fat with a 1 cm dick and and has no friends and is boosted at a game called Clash Royale

Bro you are such a Sam Zhang.

by Head @$$ April 28, 2017

Sam pepper

Someone on Facebook or any social media site who does extreme things to gain views ( attention whore )

Guy 1: OMFG I CANT BELEIVE HE ATE A RAT AND POSTED IT ON FACEBOOK

Guy 2 : He's such a Sam pepper

by U.K. Defenitions September 16, 2016

Sam

Gay. Very gay.

Sam is very gay.

by Sam’s Boyfriend January 12, 2019