It’s when you can’t prevent yourself from jacking your pretentious self off metaphorically with unwitty lacklustre interjections and outrageously poor ironic claims.
“Aww man fuck Adam Savage from Killyleagh he’s so masturbatory; I bet he has a full diagnosis of masturbatory personality disorder.”
by Girldick May 23, 2025
Get the Masturbatory personality disordermug. by Dalmut Brothers September 7, 2024
Get the Person √-1mug. A drink you vomit into and then continue drinking because you don’t realize it due to your intoxication
by TikiRouge January 25, 2018
Get the personal cocktailmug. by RoundenBrown August 27, 2021
Get the Normal-aged personmug. katy. katy is the perfect person. katy is all things a person should aspire to be. (and i’ve heard her humor was unmatched)
by yourmother1234213 November 9, 2022
Get the the perfect personmug. On the 30th of november is Slap a tall person day is a day where all people especially tall, are required to allow average height and shorter people to slap them throughout the day. If a tall person rebels or retaliate (such as slapping back) they are required to send a love poem to their crush or allow people to expose any secrets about them regardless to any actions taken beforehand to prevent this.
"All these tall people are so annoying slapping me all the time"
"Bro its slap a tall person day you can slap them back or expose them"
"Bro its slap a tall person day you can slap them back or expose them"
by AttackOfTheAverageHeight November 20, 2020
Get the Slap a tall person daymug. by biggie cheese’s grandson June 8, 2024
Get the gay personmug.