A kind of species with a godly presence. Anyone with the name Jake bestowed upon them shall know that they are, according to the Holy Bible, an honourable chad with appearances that even God himself couldn't possess. A Jake's looks are in fact so iced out and drippy to the point of frostbite. They are commonly known to cause fainting, amnesia, and concussions all caused from looking at one for a prolonged amount of time. They are so powerful they possess the power of 1000 individuals. One can never understand the true immeasurable physical and mental power of one Jake. They are also known to hunt down any shotacons and lolicons and do anything to put down one.
by DQ Jesus August 13, 2021
Get the Jakemug. A dude mJake is sooo amazing he will put anyone before him and if anyone tries to mess wit his girl they finna die,He has many sides the depressed side the emo side the fake gang member side the nerd side and the sweet adorable side to where whenever you see him your heart will just melt,he will never try to hurt a soul,wouldn’t even kill a fly,He can be a bit of a stud but he’s damn sexy when he is,when he’s being a stud expect for him to say something like: hey babygirl come to daddy!
Girl:OMG A DUDE JAKE JUST KILLED SOMEONE FOR CALLING HIS GIRL HOT!
Also girl:I WANT A MANS LIKE THAT!
Also girl:I WANT A MANS LIKE THAT!
by Kristen Fisher August 8, 2019
Get the A dude Jakemug. Don't worry fellow Jakes, there are much nicer things if you search "Jacob". If your real name is actually Jake and not Jacob then ur screwed.
by teckman275 September 17, 2020
Get the Jakemug. a guy that makes women horny. He walks down the halls people seem to lock their eyes on his perfect swimmers body. his flowy blonde hair, honestly has an chiseled six pack want to fuck him for life
by bsbbejemdnkak December 3, 2021
Get the Jakemug. playing with people's hearts and pimping everyone u see and forgetting the words loyalty and soulmate.
"I have so many hoes, all these girls think I want them but I really dont LOL" I said, "this Jake Phase is not it"
by definition mf June 9, 2021
Get the Jake Phasemug. famous contemporary dancer/bboy, super sexy with awesome sideburns and arms that make you think you've accidentally walked into an nra meeting coz he's got MAD GUNS. built like a revered statue of an ancient greek hero or god and treats his girlfriend RIGHT. sadly he is illiterate and cannot read but he is slowly working on it, send your thoughts and prayers.
jake dakin did the sickest flippity dippity freeze frame spindle windle at the bboying competition and immediately won as his opponent died from the sheer amount of swag that he had just witnessed
by roxana arkalis February 24, 2021
Get the jake dakinmug.