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Jake

Some next shitter at valorant cant aim to save his life
shit = jake
by Jake. t November 25, 2022
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jake

this guy jake is the kinda guy to be like super nice and kind and nice and has loads of cash in this cargo pantaloons.

he's also very secretive but also kinda short? anyways, he's like a good guy and kinda baller and maybe even a lil bit prepossessing. he's also incredibly scared of people, confrontation, and the mailman. he's also missing a toe. :( (this is where you feel bad).

um uuhhh uuhhhh ugh hmnm mmmmmm m he auhm uhm mm oohh yuuuhhh he good fella : )
also sexy
"ooohh baby, i need a lot of alcohol because i am of age citzen man"
and thats like "what the heck you are actually five years old"
and then the guy jake will be like "oh yeahg well i hate you AND your guts smile."
but then you think about it, and your like, "damn, i kinda want this guy to make out with me very passionately due to this very strong tongue that resides within his mouth."
by bill keefer May 9, 2022
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Jake

Jake is a feeling, Jake is a mentality. Jake can be every feeling. It’s good and bad. If your having a bad day your feeling a bit Jake and if your having a good one your feeling a bit Jake too.
How are you feeling bro”

“I’m feeling a bit Jake”
by Joey766 January 27, 2022
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Jake Raying

An overuse of words without any thought behind it.
You just be Jake Raying bro.
by HenryRoland May 14, 2023
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Jake

He is such a jake
by JakeIsaWanker September 22, 2021
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Jake Paul

A cancer filled cunt who is loved by brain dead retards
Person1: jake Paul is a cunt

Person2: I agree
by ImNotANonce August 29, 2020
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Jake paul

The newfound slang for cancer
by HardcoreAnal November 8, 2018
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