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Mega Red

When a woman on her menstrual cycle allows another individual to use his or her mouth as a strong vacuum to suck out as much blood from her lady parts as possible and spits it back into her mouth (preferably done in a drastic fountain-like exchange).
I was performing cunnilingus the other day when i had the brilliant idea to suck really hard and spit blood back into my girlfriends face. She opened her mouth at the right moment and thus the Mega Red was born.
by Sea Panther December 3, 2011
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red cloak

From the movie 300, is a definition used on very drool-worthy men, the speaker would love to see parading in a red cloak, with just a leather speedo.
"There's a red cloak on that table."

"That guy's worthy of a red cloak."
by Selenia February 22, 2008
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Red Lion

The Red Lion is a street name for the most respected, and looked up to person in a town, community, or group. He is often referred to as the top dog, king of the jungle, top of the food chain, the big boss. The Red Lion has an impeccable reputation for being intelligent, charming, good looking, creative, powerful, and well respected. He is generally a leader of whichever group or community he is a part of. The title of Red Lion insinuates a certain level of respect and authority. People always look up to him, and usually wish to be in his presence. He is well liked by everyone he meets, and although fills an authoritative role, is a very kind and gentle human being, unless provoked.

The name Red Lion originates from a combination of the traits of a lion (King of the jungle) and the fact that the original Red Lion has a red beard and majestic long curly hair, resembling a lions mane.
Person One: Who is that guy?

Person Two: You don't know? That's the Red Lion, that guy is amazing. I want to be him one day.
by Wonderwolf844 September 2, 2016
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Red Muppet

A person(s) who mis-reads a question(s) on the internet and embarrasingly requests the definition, and - or, a person who replies wrongly to said question.
Person A: It's okay

Person B: I wish it was, talk another time. Bye.

Person A: What do you mean I wish it was talk another time?

Person A: You wish we could talk another time?

Person A: Ooooh, I'm a Red Muppet. You meant, you wish it was okay and we'll talk another time.

The term Red Muppet derives from the original term "Muppet", the term "Red" has been applied so that it conveys someone is embarrased and also a "Muppet".
by Red Muppet September 6, 2009
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Red lobster

Basically when a girl is on her period and they're having sex with with someone
Sticking a dick in a bloody vagina is a red lobster
by RedLobster November 20, 2016
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Red Dick

(also known as "red dick") when you've done the deed but your penis remians erect (and painful, so no extra round) for a long period of time.
The cause of angry dick is unknown. But many who have suffered it describe a lingering sense of dissatisfaction.
sorry honey but i can't go again, I've got red dick
by Pj_Gottkot January 22, 2017
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red helmets

a swollen dickhead from over masterbating or vigorous sex (it turns red)
after fuck bash 2016, the dongs on set were all donning red helmets
by jhizzal June 24, 2016
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