Skip to main content

spearing a horse

Taking a wooden stake strapping it to your dick and fucking a fat girl.
"Dude you were so drunk you were spearing a horse" -Clayton
by Horse jocky January 16, 2018
mugGet the spearing a horse mug.

the hook’em horns

The Hook’em horns is similar to the concept of “two in the pink one in the stink” but here you do the hook’em horns hand gesture and apply the same concept as the “2 in the pink 1 in the stink
“Bro I heard you hooked up with Charlene Last night
“Yeah I used “the hook’em horns” on her”
by Lpnigga February 7, 2018
mugGet the the hook’em horns mug.

Tandem War Horse

When a person has cowgirl sex with one girl while another girl rides his face.
Melody and Trinity tandem war horsed me last night.
by Plunkinator May 31, 2018
mugGet the Tandem War Horse mug.

Super eurobeating the dead horse

When something usually in the context of "beating the dead horse" is so abusively used that saying such is just not enough.

The term comes from the "violent" rhythm (as in high BPMs, not the genre itself) of Super Eurobeat music.
"Why is EA still being so greedy even after all that backlash?"
"They're just super eurobeating the dead horse when it comes to trying to extort gamer wallets..."
by Reventador427 May 15, 2018
mugGet the Super eurobeating the dead horse mug.

Saddling a dead horse

Originally meant for when someone put a condom on a limp penis. Currently used for safe rigging practices.
For a safe set, saddling a dead horse is NEVER safe.
by Stagecrewboi777 February 20, 2018
mugGet the Saddling a dead horse mug.

Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia

An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.

Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...
American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-
by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018
mugGet the Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia mug.

go suck a horse

an insult that you use on friends. wont work effectively on enemies/people you dislike.
friend 1 - go suck a horse
friend 2 - ouch.
by yasi. November 29, 2018
mugGet the go suck a horse mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email