David

A huge gym dude who drinks protein like water and his sweat is dried up and made into pre-workout.
When Davids are around, dudes start acting up sus, and ladies can’t hide their excitement cause everyone wants a piece of that juicy dumpy.

“Have you seen them dump trucks in gym? They are all DAVIDS.”
“Bro I had my best workout after I had a scoop from David’s sweat. I got so fucking pumped.”

by Your moms crush November 21, 2021

David

David: A bitch ass character mofo who sucks at Dead by Daylight and never uses the right perks

Marc: THIS FUCKING DAVID FORGOT TO BRING BORROWED TIME AGAIN!!

by goosebumpsss November 21, 2021

david azoulay

the hottest old man in the whole world

i wish i was as hot as david azoulay

by heyimthehottestdavid November 21, 2021

david azoulay

david azoulay is the hottest old man in the whole world

i wish i was as hot as david azoulay

by heyimthehottestdavid November 21, 2021

David

A David has the biggest dick you have ever seen

David has a big dick

by BotsRBetter March 12, 2022

David Clark

Who is this David Clark guy? Is he a Jew? He liked one of my posts on Facebook. I didn’t even add anyone.

Do any of you UrbanDictionary Jews know him?

David Clark looks like a Jew?

by anonymous March 12, 2022

Davids Day

Deekizzyk gets it all every Friday you free it up for him when he asks with no questions asked he's in control
Whatever he wants he gets your not allowed to say no to him
to act like a slut for him on his day
or Just treating him like a king from the comfort of his own home

Deekizzy: Bring it here
Person: Ok ima free it up
Deekizzy: Good girl you get a free gift of whatever you want now press to redeem

Only on Davids Day

by Deekizzyk March 13, 2022