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ren-ho-vations

A women who will sleep with a skilled trade/ contractor in the hopes of getting extra work done. Then, cuts them loose once the project is done.
Neighbor#1:wow! Cathys house looks amazing! How could she afford all that work! There must have been half a dozen guys working on that day and night!

Neighbor #2: it cost her $1,000, she can’t walk, and she’s knocked up! But, those Ren-ho-vations added $100,000 to the value of her house!
Neighbor #1: yeah, I’m not sure my husband would go for that! But, I’ll see how he feels about getting the porch done!
by Mynameisntshmuley February 9, 2021
mugGet the ren-ho-vationsmug.

The ho

A noun to describe someone with good driving skill.
Your driving skill as good as The Ho even though you have only driven for few weeks.
by Otakmuar November 23, 2021
mugGet the The homug.

Hoings

The hoings are rising, and they aren’t cheap.
by NotAGnimp April 30, 2025
mugGet the Hoingsmug.

Lektion hos Peter

En tidsperiod då du tar upp sömnbrist och stänger koncentrationsförmågan
Ah, jag hade lektion hos Peter igår och efter vettu jag var inte trött efter samtidigt som jag märkte ett svarthål i mitt medvetande i ungefär 1 timme.
by Dushhål April 28, 2020
mugGet the Lektion hos Petermug.

Ho memory

The instance when you're trying to remember which ho you or someone else is talking about.
Al: remember when you brought that ho over and she took out TV remote?
Fred: you mean Tammy?
Al: no not her
Fred: sorry man my ho memory isn't very good nowadays.
by Kaydabalab October 9, 2022
mugGet the Ho memorymug.

anti-ho

a girl who despises whores and makes fun of them at every oppurtunity
I sit with a bunch of anti-hos at lunch
by deathwillcome2you September 7, 2012
mugGet the anti-homug.
Someone wanted to mention "feeling bad" for shit talkers in a blog so I thought I'd write this: I DON'T FEEL BAD FOR PSYCHO HOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think someone should SELL BIG FAT CORKS to slam in their mouths because there's SO MANY OF THEM. SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A COMPLETE LOSER WOULD DO. “SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING BAD ABOUT ME. I FEEL BAD FOR THEM.” THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!!!! I FEEL LIKE THESE HOS SHOULD LITERALLY DIE!!!!! YET IT'S “SO ACCEPTABLE" FOR FEMALE DOGS TO GOSSIP AT ALL TIMES. At work, at school, out, etc. WHEREVER THEY FUCKING GO — THE TRASH!!!! SO YEAH!!!!!!! I'M CALLING U {THE BLOGGER OR ANYONE WHO THINKS THAT} A COMPLETE LOOOOSSSEEER 'CUZ U DON'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE. KINDA LIKE “PROSTITUTE PITY" — THAT'S WHY THERE'S SO MANY OF THOSE TOO!!!!!!!! L.O.L.!!!!!!!!!!! I MEAN WHAT'S THERE TO “FEEL BAD FOR"???!!!!!!!!! THESE LOSERS DON'T WANNA GROW UP AND THEY NEVER WILL BE ADULTS. THAT SHIT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY OR “FUN" LIKE THEY CLAIM IT TO BE. More people need to be conscious of these HO BAGS AND THWART THEM OUT OF SOCIETY, NOT PAT THEM ON THE BACK SAYING “AAAWWWWWW!!!!!!!!" — I MEAN GET THE FUCK REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE COMPLETE TRASH!!!!!!!! THEY AIN'T EVEN HUMAN!!!!!! THEY'RE JUST SCUMBAGS W/ THEIR SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE ———EXPECTING——— PEOPLE TO “FEEL BAD 4 THEM" YEAH — I NEVER WILL!!!!!!!!!!
Example:"She's a Bitchy shit talking ho/hag whore : YEAH!!!!! - KNOWS NOTHING BUT SAYS EVERYTHING BAD ABOUT EVERYONE INCLUDING PEOPLE THEY DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW!!!"
More of above answer: YO — DOGS NEED TO STAY OUTTA THE MOTHA FUCKIN' WAY!!! GO HIDE YOUR UGLY DAMNED FACE 'CUZ U WANNA TRY AND MAKE PEOPLE FEEL BAD AZ UR DUMB UGLY NAZTY AZZ LOOKS!!! HOS!!!! I DO LAUGH AT THEIR NAZTIER THAN SHIT AZZ- YEAH BUT ONLY SO MUCH BEFORE I WANNA KILL ONE!!!!! YO JUST DIE OUTTA SOCIETY — U TRASH AZZ SCUM!!!! GO DIE FROM YOUR STDS U FUCKING PROSTITUTE HOS!!!! SLA-SLA -SLA-SLA-SLA-SLA-SLA-SLUT!!!!!!!!! WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHAT?????!!!!!!! YEAH — I SAID IT ALL RIGHT HERE AND NOW U FUCKING USELESS AZZ HO DOG SKANKZ!!!!!!!!L.O.L.!!!!!!! PROUD TO B ME - SUUUUCKAAHHZZZ!!!!!!L.M.A.O. HOS!!!!!! HAG WHORE DIKES!!!!!! 'Z WHY U TALK SHIT ALL OF THE FUCKIN' TIME CUZ U R A DUMB AZZ LITERAL IN THE CLOSET DIKE!!!!!!!!! YOU'LL NEVER COME OUT THOUGH — U R TOO AFRAID!!!!!!!!!!! U'D RATHER TALK OCD SHIT ALL OF THE FUCKIN' TIME TO DEFEND HOW HOMOSEXUAL U AREN'T WHEN U ACTUALLY R LLLLOOOOOSSSEEERRRSS!!!!!!!YO DIE IN YOUR MISERY HOS!!!!!! JUST BITE THAT BULLET!!!!!!! U KNOW YOU WANT TO PUT THE BARREL IN YOUR ROTTEN DECAYING STD INFESTED MOUTH AND PULL THE TRIGGER U BRATTY AZZ FUCKING RAT!!!!!NOBODY WANTS U HAG WHORE BIOTCH!!!KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!! NOBODY WILL MIZZ YOU FUGLY UGLAY NAZTY AZZ SKANKZ!!!!!L.M.A.O.!!!THE PATHETICISM IS REAL AND NOBODY NEEDS TO FEEL ANYTHING 4 U HAG WHORE HO RAGS!!!! L.M.A.O.!!!!
by This ain't PSUEDO!! May 6, 2022
mugGet the Bitchy shit talking ho/hag whoremug.

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