douche monster

When someone you thought was your friend is being annoying and won't shut up.

I.E. a douche.

You: LALALALALALALALLA

Me. God! Shut up!! You are such a douche monster some times.

by you know who it is12123235 October 21, 2010

Douche Bag

Kanye West

Kanye West is THE Douche Bag of douche bags.

by Mel-o September 15, 2009

douche bag

a complete moron who lacks mental capacity to say things that make sense, or could be interpreted as funny. usually shows little understanding of basic concepts. in other words a complete idiot!

you know that eric kid from chs ?? yeah, he's a complete douche bag

by realtalk24/7 March 17, 2008

Douche bombing

If a person is douche bombing, it means they are being unnecessarily douchey. It is when a person is being a douche bag in a situation that does not require it.
There are also variants of the term:

A douche bomber is a person who is well known for douche bombing frequently.

A douche bomb is one statement of unnecessary doucheyness, not to be followed up with another, and sometimes followed with an appology.

Douche bombing:

Guy One: "I dunno, I kind of liked World of Warcraft"
Guy Two: "Faggot"
Guy Three: "Was that really needed?"
Guy Two: "Fuck you, dick"
Guy One: "Whatever, he's just douche bombing"

Douche Bomber:
Guy One: "I dunno, I kind of liked World of Warcraft"
Guy Two: "Faggot"
Guy One: "What?"
Guy Three: "Don't take him seriously, he's a douche bomber".

Douche Bomb:
Guy One: "I dunno, I kind of like World of Warcraft"
Guy Two: "Faggot"
Guy One: "What?"
Guy Two: "I'm sorry for that Douche bomb, that wasn't necessary".

by Staska June 14, 2009

douche monggler

someone who monggles douches..

1.no man i will not chill with you, you are a douche monggler.
2.wow o weez your such a fag you must monggle douches
3.whats a douche monggler?.. someone who is a monggler of douches.
4. mom stop bothering me you douche monggler.

by cheerios3 December 16, 2008

douche quivers

The quivering effect that a woman can get during an orgasm which is similar to the effect that can happen when douching.

I gave that chick the douche quivers three times last night.

by The District August 11, 2007

J-douche

a sexually experienced, artistically adept motherfucker

Hey, there's J-Douche.

by CHayes August 12, 2008