Jake

The weirdest but coolest person you've probably met.

1: Oh hey look it's a Jake!
2: Oh cool.

by mcfuckmeintheass October 11, 2019

jake faghan

A Fatass kid that no one likes

Jake faghan

by Psdkcgc August 4, 2017

Jake

Serene Yousef Is Beautiful,Adorable,Smart,Shy And Sensitive.

Serene Yousef is Beautiful,Adorable,Smart,Shy And Sensitive.

Jake

by Xxlidjks September 8, 2019

Jake Levich

A tall and very sexy man. He pulls all the girls but many think he’s gay because of his close relationship with kanoa. They often sit together and converse in secret giggling about who knows what. He plays baseball and many know he’s going to go pro for the Arizona cardinals. A good listener even when he doesn’t want too. Some may describe his hair as mystical and his jawline as impeccable. His exact height is six three. Don’t deny that. He likes to draw on himself and nobody really knows why. He loves hot guys. He prefers then shirtless but he will really take anyone who comes his way. Some think he is shy and introverted but really Jake is the most outgoing person ever. His du k is huge, ladies, and he knows how to use it.

Person 1-Did you see Jake Levich
Person 2- ofc he’s so hot

by Hype Man333 March 31, 2022

Jake

Someone that saves 2-6 year olds from drowning in a lake.

*Drowns and only Jake can save me*

by Bunnie Playz July 31, 2021

God is Jake

Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen

Who is god? God is Jake!

by Randomguyrandom21 July 28, 2021

Jake

A guy that lost his virginity to a palm tree

Did you see that weirdo on the news fucking a palm tree?

Yeah he must be a jake

by Austic_muhummed July 20, 2019