Picture this: a discombobulated unicorn being humped beyond recognition, urinated on and then ripped apart starting at the throat.....by a 9lbs Boston Terrier in a pink tutu named Skittles 💕💕💕💕
Think it's all fun and games till ya wake up face down and ass up after a good ol fashion park avenue pony ride. Good luck getting THAT taste out ya mouf!!
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Hym "I'm going to need a ride as I don't have a car or any moneyz. You're going to need to send someone. So instead of sending Mexican police officers to come and fucking harass me about Mexican crackheads and send a car. Send women to drive me. I'm not going to trust anywhere that a car you is going to take me is good if it isn't women."
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