Honduran Hot Pocket

The act of inserting your testicles into a vagina and then putting them in her mouth while she does the hasaphahaphasala like it's hot as fuck burning her mouth.
She was hungry so I took her out for a Honduran Hot Pocket
by MillerIsTheName September 13, 2023
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Pocket Stalking

A Pocket Stalker is someone who doesn't know how to lock the keypad of a cellphone resulting in huge phone bills and endless voicemail messages with nothing more than the crunchy sound of a pocket.
Bill has been pocket stalking me again all day. Can somebody tell him how to lock his cell?

I'm sorry, I can't go out this weekend. I just received my Phonebill after I have been Pocket Stalking everybody in my speeddail list this month
by Edwinnaar May 17, 2009
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wetter than an otters pocket

Your girl when she sees me, Seven, walking around
Girl 1: Omg I just saw Seven roaming around and they looked at me
Girl 2: Omg can they just fuck me already I’m wetter than an otters pocket I need to fix myself if they can’t fuck me
by fuckmedaddyseven June 09, 2021
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pocket crickets

Sexually transmitted "crabs"
Man, I've got a roaring case of pocket crickets again!
by JP1969 December 27, 2007
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