Nice campus but that’s about all that’s nice about it. The management sucks. The professors could care less about actually teaching. The advisors only advise you by making your life difficult. Good music program and band tho.
Guy 1: That girl is a total Augusta university.
Guy 2: Damn you’re right. She’s fine as hell with a nice ass voice but past that, she’s fucked beyond belief.
Guy 2: Damn you’re right. She’s fine as hell with a nice ass voice but past that, she’s fucked beyond belief.
by Ronald Jeremiah June 20, 2019

an insult that can be used to define someone so useless, so boring, and such a waste of sperm that they can be considered a mere smear on the fabric of reality.
by thingmaker February 17, 2022

Hym "Quantum...ly Entangled Universes. OK? And there is symmetry between mircocosmic evens and what is happening universally (or I guess multiversally/In macrocosm) Right? Like that 'visual representation of a quantum entangled state, particularly when visualized as a wave function, often resembles the Daoist "yin-yang" symbol' AND (obviously) our art and society. Particularly what you are doing to me. YOU don't want me to be better than you so you are collectivizing to cast me into an alternate reality where I am not the creator of AI and STEALING THE GOOD REALITY FOR YOURSELF because you would rather live in delusion than inhabitant the world you live in. And that is how heaven and hell works by the way. We're like a jar of oil and water that got shaken up. OH! 😲 Which would explain why time seems so slow and retarded- Er, um, inconsistent... 🤔 Our perspective of time is distorted because we're inside the jar. But outside of the jar it probably only looks like it takes a couple of minutes. ALSO! That MIGHT be what Black holes are! Like, our universe is more viscous than the one that collided into us and if our stars get too heavy they sink into the universe that is entangled with ours. It looks to us like it's collapsing in of itself but really it's sinking STRAIGHT DOWN IN ALL DIRECTIONS!"
by Hym Iam March 4, 2025

Random cosmic being: look what I did isn’t it bEauTIful?
Random being: why the fuck would you do that.
Universe: hrjfjfjhdhdndgydjsv
Random being: why the fuck would you do that.
Universe: hrjfjfjhdhdndgydjsv
by that guy in the bus November 16, 2018

A type of punishment given to people for sins of their childhoods.
A way parents escape their least loved children.
A way parents escape their least loved children.
by Acetaminophena October 21, 2023

A big university in Chicago that's extremely boring. A majority of students are commuters and therefore clubs are mostly dead and parties are virtually nonexistent, a stark difference from the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. The campus is well known for the ugly architecture and confusing to navigate buildings. It has also earned the nickname University Impossible to Complete because of its low 62% 6 year graduation rate.
I did not get accepted at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign so I attended University of Illinois at Chicago, it really sucks here
by Billiam Beaver April 6, 2023

an idea or feature that exists everywhere capable of being reversed or of reversing: such as. a : capable of going through a series of actions (such as changes) either backward or forward
by Insufficient memory April 17, 2021
