This name is given to children who are absolute fucking menaces and are gym freaks, features typically include over grown genitalia, crisp abs, and an amazing hair line. God had sent his very own will into people named Chris.
by Notachris November 23, 2021
Chris, or "having a Chris" is a synonym/slang for the drug marijuana. Popular in New Zealand/Australian slang.
"Hey bro, you guys getting on the Chris tonight?"
"Yeah, mate. Me and the gang are getting on the Chris tonight!"
"Yeah, mate. Me and the gang are getting on the Chris tonight!"
by tfhb669 March 28, 2024
People with this name are usueally A lying bitch. Manipulative and controlling. Tends to say the doesn't give a shit when the really does. Clinically psychotic. Trys to kill people. Goes to psych ward alot. Don't hang around people like them. Drop all Chris's.
Girl1:Chris is so amazing, I just love him so much
Girl2:dude grow up, he's a lying scumbag, I dated him for a year don't get with him. He's not all he's cut out to be.
Girl3:she right boo
Girl2:dude grow up, he's a lying scumbag, I dated him for a year don't get with him. He's not all he's cut out to be.
Girl3:she right boo
by Skank_Neveraeehhh December 04, 2018
Kyle: Chris you look like a fag in those jeans.
Chris: Thanks! They are stretchy so it makes it easier to suck off guys.
Chris: Thanks! They are stretchy so it makes it easier to suck off guys.
by BoohooHater October 03, 2022
A Chris is annoying little spastic. A Chris would always talk annoying things over the phone and when it comes to life he would run away. Chris is a small little virgin that will never get a girlfriend
by BillIsMyGuy September 18, 2020
Chris is a very attractive person. His brown eyes, brownish black swooped hair, and toned body with abs. His soft voice makes every girl melt. He’s super sweet and kind once you meet him. Don’t get on Chris’ bad side. When he even stares at a girl, that girl is very lucky. He’s tall and athletic and somewhat smart but he is also a chill dude. He loves to play video games with his friends. Girls like him but he only likes one girl. He is willing to always be there for her and protect her. That girl, is very lucky.
Boy 1: Aye bro, is it just me or do I see Chris staring at that girl all the time?
Boy 2: I see that too...
Boy 2: I see that too...
by ShortShortGurl143 January 03, 2019