Slapping Bone

The act of one masturbating so vigorously that the skin tears off the handlers member and they are left stroking only bone.

Dude 1:'What's that noise'
Dude 2:'Oh, Will's just slapping bone...'
Dude 1:'Sounds grim'

by SM130definition May 9, 2011

Bones

A dumbass person who almost always has a creampie kink, horny and lonely. Seek medical help

Stfu bones

by smackmyfattypatty August 29, 2021

Bitch Bone

Male dog.

Stupid bitch bone; stop jumping my leg!

by UnitedStatesianPrincess June 29, 2022

Bone Clown

Absolute value of a clown, in it's purest form. Someone who likes to spum in the food. Every friend group has their bone clown.

You spummed in the jam! You God damn bone clown!

What are you doing walking around looking like a damn bone clown

by Fugmaass December 20, 2019

neat bones

very cool, either literally
or sarcastically.
(a cross between "cool beans" and "neato".
the result of thinking faster than you can talk while describing something cool, or while mocking something.)

1. you: OMG! i love you!
me: NEAT BONES!

2. you: i ust got the new harry potter book!
me: *looks at you for a while* neat bones *smile*

by misskenzie May 15, 2008

Idiot bones

Slang used in the description of a moronic action or person.

"Damn man, that boy actin' straight idiot bones with that attitude."

by ColdHeretic April 8, 2017

luxury bones

Another word for teeth, since they are not covered by your regular health insurance (like every other part of your body is) and instead you must have a "dental insurance" policy specific to them to continue enjoying them. Hence, luxury bones.

According to most health insurance companies, teeth are luxury bones that I must pay more to continue enjoying

by Pic889 June 18, 2022