He was so heartbroken after the love of his life left him we went straight to Hurt Town.
It is not going to work out between us... I need you to go to Hurt Town now.
It is not going to work out between us... I need you to go to Hurt Town now.
by Revelin Eleven October 30, 2015
Get the Hurt Townmug. 
by Pxqlo_ April 9, 2024
Get the B townmug. A Commuter town twink is a Particular breed of post-adolescent Homosexual from towns mostly of white conservative demographic surrounding the M20. When the individuals move to a creative metropole he is in such strong denial of their heritage that they make use of ethnic minorities and queer culture to their sole socio cultural advantage. Although when returning to their hometown their inner purity comes out and stand aside everything the claimed to condemn
He’s such a CTT, two faces, one for London one for Reading
Condemns wetherspoons one day, the next he’s back with all his CTT, Commuter town twink
Condemns wetherspoons one day, the next he’s back with all his CTT, Commuter town twink
by midCLaTole November 1, 2020
Get the CTT, Commuter town twinkmug. 
When a poop criminal accompanied by a midget dumps in a public stall then waits for an unsuspecting individual to come along and very slyly gives them a swirly in the pot of shit then has the midget sneak in under the stall and take a shit on their head after flushing. Before they grab a breath of air. Usually a boy midget wrestling champion who was a hired hand.
Unsuspecting individual: Boy that town was a crazy town. Other individual:What happened? Unsuspecting individual:You don't want to know...
by The old world urban dictionary November 1, 2020
Get the A crazy townmug.