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turtle riding

When the male gets on all fours, and his female sticks a suction cup dildo on his back. Then she proceeds to turtle ride him until climax.
"I miss my ex-girlfriend. My new girlfriend isn't turtle riding me anymore."
by Lol just me dude August 25, 2017
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d riding

a nigga who just cant keep yo name out his mf mouth
random nigga: aaron cant GET no girls

aaron: MY D HURT HOP OFF NIGGA ALWAYS D RIDING
by 5526_ron May 29, 2024
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Flume Ride

A fetish type activity, where two people place a toilet paper roll tube between their assholes, and then one person shits into the other person.
"Man, I met this dude named Tom the other night at the bar, and we snuck into the bathroom. He let me do a flume ride on him!" - Dandy Randy W.
by Dandy Randy W. June 12, 2024
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The Ridings Theory

The theory that (regarding any upcoming physics test) you either know it or you don't. Not to be confused with the Ridings Postulate, which states that you either know it or you don't regarding ANY test, not simply physics. Applying these ideas often results in failure.
Me - "Dude, I have a physics test tomorrow! Fuck!"

Ridings - "Same. But I'm not studying, according to my theory, the Ridings Theory - in physics, you either know it, or you don't."
by jm6695 December 24, 2013
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Alaskan bike ride

The act of grabbing a traditional phone handle and putting it in another's rear end and letting hot sauce seep from listening end to receiving end into person's rectum
"How'd it go last night with Kevin?"
"It got so hot and heavy he even gave me an Alaskan bike ride!"
"Awww that's so sweet!"
by McFzynps November 15, 2015
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dandy Randy Ride

It's when Randy engages sexually with his sexy chick...
Randy sure gave Beth a Dandy Randy Ride last night.
by Dandified August 6, 2022
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Ride

To absolutely tap in to a cause by either riding on your own accord or by requested ridage from your fellow riders
I was riding Pakistan so hard last night, I asked my bro to ride too. It was fun watching India lose to Pakistan with my bro.
by Gangendem December 4, 2021
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