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Jack-of-zion

Noun, cannot be used as an adjective.
A livly person who sometimes falls asleep in class. His Teachers make him do stuff for them, and he secretly attacks his brother. He once shot himself with a BB gun, and is scared for life.
"stop making fun of me!"-Jack-of-Zion himself
by Bob George January 12, 2005
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jack kelso

Cute amazing guy loves sports every sport he plays he is flawless at he is partially a nerd but is a great guy to hang out with gives you a great laugh every second you are around him.
"Jack Kelso is so amazing and so sexy"
by Gerald Shmitt February 14, 2018
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hug-jack

to ceaze a person by hug, or threat of hug, and keep them from doing what they had planned. Usually found during the honey-moon period of a relationship.
I tried to come meet you at the bar by my boyfriend hug-jacked me.
by Blakeley rose August 19, 2007
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Jack Kernochan

A name of a building at Columbia University where students go to have sex.
Want to go to Jack Kernochan tonight for some fun?

Lets Jack Kernochan each other later
by dhaack October 1, 2012
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jack ralph

Turbo Dick Smasher one that smashes dicks
by Hogboi22 January 17, 2018
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Jack Frost

When you freeze a bottle of lube and then use it to briskly stroke your shaft. Bonus points if you are sitting on the edge of a chair with your testicles hanging over a lit tea light candle on the floor. (Chestnuts roasting on an open fire)
Hey Dave, I dropped my bottle of KY Jelly in a snow bank and when I found it I gave myself a Jack Frost.
by Network Pathogen February 11, 2021
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Jack Nolan

by Jack69069 September 14, 2017
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