beat weed is just another name for a smacked ass (person). A derogatory term. It was originated in the late sixties (1960's) and was used up until around the end of the seventies. Used almost exclusively by minors or folks in young twenties. Used in the Philadelphia area and perhaps other areas.
Mike > "Dave hung silver streamers on his bike and it looks stupid". Willy> " Yeah-- Dave is a beat weed sometimes".
by Ham Key December 12, 2019
Get the beat weedmug. The AI equivalent of post nut clarity. Often used when a discord bot is screwed and needs a few kinks worked on.
Person 1: Right now, it's a bot issue, as in the bot isn't doing what we tell it to do lol
Person 2: That bot needs to relieve some sexual tension
Person 3:So what I'm understanding is your saying the bot needs a better baiting bolt beating release?
Person 1: huh!?
Person 2: I perform better after a tune up.
Person 3: So you need to get better at baitin and beatin them bolts and the bot will think clearly
Person 2: That bot needs to relieve some sexual tension
Person 3:So what I'm understanding is your saying the bot needs a better baiting bolt beating release?
Person 1: huh!?
Person 2: I perform better after a tune up.
Person 3: So you need to get better at baitin and beatin them bolts and the bot will think clearly
by XwtfbobX October 18, 2022
Get the Better baiting bolt beatingmug. by Dracccc July 24, 2025
Get the National Beat Yo Girlfriend Daymug. 
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025
Get the The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrommug. by JAmeszeigler March 9, 2022
Get the Bowen Beatsmug. When you're in a situation you need to get the BEAT FEETN FUCK OUT OF THERE.
"The swarm of bees made me beat feet the fuck out of there."
"The swarm of bees made me beat feet the fuck out of there."
by Katy k October 5, 2013
Get the beat FEETNmug.