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national unfollow thots day

September 5th

On this day you should go through your Instagram and unfollow all of the thots. They take up your liked and grow off of the energy of the virgin and horney. This is a way to liberate yourself.
Dude 1: Dude, why did you just follow her, she’s a thot; it’s September 5th.

Dude 2: What does that mean?

Dude 1: You have no chance with her and she just fiends for your likes. It’s “national unfollow thots day”!

Dude 2: You right, imma unfollow those thots.

*unfollows all thots*
by Stfu Jerry July 12, 2019
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National Nike Tech Day

A day where you wear your Nike Tech clothes, and take pictures with your friends. Most importantly flex the on people who don’t have a Nike Tech. National Nike Tech Day is January 10.
National Nike Tech Day is next week. Do you have something to wear?
by CleanupCadet January 5, 2022
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National pink cup day

On November 7 we celebrate pink cup day where we buy pink cups from Walmart and dance around them because why not. Also the dance is a competition and whoever wins gets the cup cup trophy
George:today is national pink cup day
Matty: yesss I’ve been practicing my dancing skills so I’m totally gunna beat you
by Pink cup 10908 November 4, 2019
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National Balls In Ass Day

A holiday that servers as a reminder to the NSFW video of a man farting out his own testicles, typically celebrated on November 23rd.
Man, did you know that National Balls in Ass Day is celebrated on the same day as Toms birthday?
by RcM7034 February 1, 2022
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national dick grab day

April 12 girls grab boys dicks
Oh it's April 12 grab his dick because today is national dick grab day
by Hey hard April 6, 2017
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National Billie Eilish day

🥑 Avocado Fam RIZE UP CAUSE February 14 IS NOW national BILLIE FUCKING EILISH DAY 🥑
Me.) did u know it is national Billie eilish day??
My friend.) YASSSSSSSSSS🥑🥑🥑
by Billie eilish like an eyelash October 23, 2019
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National kick balls day

Boys it’s time, for one day there will be a purge of girls going round too boys and kicking nuts this way you cannot nut in no-nut-November
Jeff: we got school today

Harry: shit it’s national kick balls day
by Stacey the ball kicker October 3, 2020
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