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Mary Jensen Syndrome

From There’s Something about Mary. A girl who keeps being pursused by weirdos, assholes and no-hopers. This girl is the epitome of perfection; volunteers for disadvantaged people, is naturally sweet and kind, has an excellent job and is beautiful. However, ladies like this in real life rarely end up with the Ted of their dreams.
Kara keeps falling for douchebags, she suffers from Mary Jensen Syndrome
by Lavynia May 19, 2018
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mary jane munchies

The hunger and food cravings that develop after smoking marijuana. munchies, snacks, marijuana, Mary Jane, the chronic, doobie, blunt, bong, food, hunger, eat, party, college
We have got to go to the store. The party last night was a success, but everyone was smoking weed and were overtaken by the Mary Jane munchies. The frig is bare, dude!
by joecoolthefool April 28, 2016
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marie jean

Is a person who likes to irritate people. He likes to laugh at people. He is very smart and has an Master Degree in some sort of science

Most physics teachers are a marie jean. They like to give difficult tests and give people assignments.

Marie jean also has a small cock. He hates art and likes to google stuff.

Conclusion: a total dickhead
He is a marie jean
by Geert Missotten December 12, 2016
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Glen Marie

Glen Marie is a beautiful girl with so much insecurities with herself but she never wished to change anything about her, as she was grateful and know how to value the life.

She was define as sweet, smart, soft and warm, gentle, kind, shy, and burst of bubble. But she viewed herself as courageous and competent woman. Who is willing to fight for her family and love ones.

She is willing to explore and try new things but eventually she will comes back at her comfort zone. Since she believes that certain things are worth to keep than to stuck in the middle of nowhere, and she is often overthinking of worse scenarios.

On the top of that, she has a pure heart. The reason why people misunderstood her as being too sensitive and sometimes dramatic. And most of all, she is terrified of love.
Friend: look Glen Marie! I just caught him staring at you. I think he is really into you. Isn't he cute?
Glen Marie: Nah, thanks!
by Penwrites June 8, 2021
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Bloody Mary

The residue left on one's face after cunilingus during the menstrual cycle (c.f. Dirty Sanchez).
by WordFqr March 8, 2025
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mary

pretty pretty but shit personality toxic asf she talks smack about you and acts like a princess with u she will manipulate you with her pretty face and end up breaking your heart
by waterwaypoint the best April 29, 2023
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Kiss A Mary Day

National Kiss A Girl Named Mary Day, is on September 7, 2022. It doesn’t have to be on the lips but, both of you have to give each other one kiss! so If you have a friend named Mary, kiss her!!
Someone: Maryyy do you know what day it is??
Mary: uhhh Wednesday ?

Someone: Well yes, but it’s September 7th! National Kiss A Mary Day! so kiss me!

Mary: Ohh okay!!
by Kayla Simions September 6, 2022
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