Hard work

Inextricably linked with moral value (says the business owner)

Business owner "Boy-oh-boy, do I love hard word. Isn't hard work great? Man... Anyone who doesn't work hard is a piece of shit. They should work harder... For me... Right?"

Iam & Hym😐😐 "................"

Business owner "Guys?.... I'm right aren't I?.... Guys? Tell me I'm right. Tell me I'm right or you're a bad person."

Hym & Iam 😐😐"..............."

Business owner "Guys? Right? Being lazy is just a-oh-so-bad huh guys? Reeeal bad."

Hym 😑 "Get in the trunk." *Grabs business owner's collar*

Business owner "Oh jeez! What are you doing to me!?"

Hym "No, get in the trunk we're going for a ride."

Business owner "OoOoOoOh NoOoOoO!"

Iam 😱 "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? STOP!"

Hym "What? I just want to show him how hard I'm willing to work to get his corpse to the bottom of a river." *Stuffs business owner into trunk*

Business owner *muffled screams*

Hym *gets in car*

Iam "Don't..." 👋😟

Hym *drives away*

Iam "...Leave me here...." 😩

by Hym Iam July 07, 2022

hard henry

Name for an erect cock.

Let's go bitch I got a hard Henry.

by gbear31 March 20, 2016

Dapper Harding

Dapper Harding is the dog of Izzy Harding and adopted brother of Hope Harding. Dapper was born in the spring of 2017. Dapper is a Plott Hound.

1: Is Dapper Harding too good?
2: Yeah, Dapper is such a swag dog tbh.

by oscaroscar April 16, 2021

Hard leg

A man or men who have penis that still get hard, old slang word for old heads

All y’all hard legs go sit down somewhere and get out them young women faces

by Urban slang genius for March 21, 2019

Twang hard

(Noun) An overtly southern person. Someone with a hard southern “twang”.

Well, I’m sure not gonna miss that twang hard!

by Maramac December 28, 2021

Hard core

live dangerously- but be careful doing it.
Its a nuanced term for safe and dangerous folk.

Childish Gambino wants to live hard core so he gets his sick sucked in the movies.

But in some parts of his life, he is careful. He wants to keep his job, so he will not curse out his boss.

by Malia Obama from NOLA February 22, 2018

rhys harding

he is a cunt but he's hot so its okay and he's got a big dick

fuck you Rhys harding

by caseyrrrrrr December 31, 2023