This is an act for a real sports fan. MLB (major league baseball) fanatics take a baseball, bllube it up with their favorite melon juice, and cram it up their asshole when their team scores a home-run.
I got so excited when the Dodgers scored a homer, I gave myself a hard melon right then and there, at the family reunion.
by Cgrobs February 17, 2023
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by TommyNoleBuc September 24, 2025
Get the Learn the hard way mug.Unblatantly blatant jokes about child porn, especially when stashed in a digital drive. Usually pointed at pastors with questionable personality.
"It's okay Teach, you can tell us the contents of your hard drive"
"OOOH MAN WAS THAT A HARD DRIVE JOKE?!?"
"OOOH MAN WAS THAT A HARD DRIVE JOKE?!?"
by alias33 October 15, 2025
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Dude, did you see the new manga volume? The cover art has the main character doing such a hard pose!
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the phrase that refers to the weekly release of Hard Launch, a podcast hosted by famous Youtuber duo Dan and Phil, or Daniel Howell and AmazingPhil. The podcast, or known by the fans as the "phodcast" released it's first episode on October 16th 2025, after Dan and Phil had announced in a video that they have been in a long term relationship since 2009, which was released to their joint YouTube channel Dan and Phil (formally DanAndPhilGAMES) on October 13th 2025. Both the fans and the duo themselves have referenced the podcast as "hard Mondays with Dan and Phil", with the phrase being adopted as a celebration of the podcast's weekly release
person 1: I hate mondays.
person 2: Couldn't be me, I love hard mondays !
person 1: What the fuck are you talking about?
person 2: Because Dan and Phil are releasing a new Hard Launch episode today!
person 1: Oh yeah those twinks
person 2: Couldn't be me, I love hard mondays !
person 1: What the fuck are you talking about?
person 2: Because Dan and Phil are releasing a new Hard Launch episode today!
person 1: Oh yeah those twinks
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Student: So the next line is: "And then officer, that... uh.. Hard Noun... stole my bike!"
Student: So the next line is: "And then officer, that... uh.. Hard Noun... stole my bike!"
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