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Hard House DJ

The hard house DJ is one of many rare talents, one who has the ability to play a variation of hoover driven tracks at around 150bpm without the use of a sync button. The hard house DJ is the one who will let you know copious amount of times that "they have this on vinyl". The Hard house DJ has an amazing ability to adapt, they can for years telling all that vinyl is king and only "Real" djs use vinyl, until they buy a digital controller and ask their mates to send them tracks and start forming a huge following playing live sets online 3 times a day. The Hard house DJ is a very well informed and literal thinker, often holding a great intelligent mind, they often form opinions on other fellow Hard house DJs with comments such as "they can't mix for shit" or "whose arse did they kiss to get a set?" These opinions are held with great conviction and passion, often slagging off a certain fellow DJ to their mates for months. Very occasionally a DJ will propel to Hard Dance stardom with their newly found following, record label and club night, The DJ, the Hard House DJ has been slating for months now becomes the new "Best friend". The Hard house DJ, like a wild predator will latch on to the new best friend in the hope for a set or even a colab on their next released track. Often liking and commenting on the propelled djs social posts almost daily. Hard house DJs tend to have more opinions than vinyl records.
The hard house DJ who played "The Dawn" last night was absolutely bangin'
by Mixtrack Pro July 24, 2022
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hard science fiction

Hard science fiction is a category of science fiction characterized by an emphasis on scientific or technical detail, or scientific accuracy, or both. Typically, this is in the form of very grounded fiction without supernatural, magical, or usually aliens with an emphasis on realistic storytelling within our current knowledge of physics.
Andy Weir's the Martian and Adrian Tchaicovsky's Children of Time are great hard science fiction novels.
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Ian Harding

Ian Harding is the most gorgeous person in the whole word but he’s mine😌
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by Giada Harding June 22, 2020
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Hard N

Look at this hard N (when u dont want to use the n word) because you dont have the N pass
by XbobRS February 25, 2024
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Hard Lemonade

When you have to piss really bad, and you get a boner.
Friend -"Damn Mike, you look really stressed out over there."
Mike- "Dude, I just got hard lemonade and it's raging!"
by Jackhignarly October 19, 2017
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hard on god

When something is so good and human made that’s it’s hard for god to see that as they will wish they made them
Man those kicks are hard on god
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Tree-Hard

A person who tries really hard. Same meaning as a "try-hard" but pronouncing it in a different manor. Often used in online games or real life situations.
Phil is a tree-hard at getting girls and he still cant get a girlfriend.

That kid with the UMP is such a tree-hard.
by Jp Bby October 18, 2010
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