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Fortnite Kid 

A small child who plays fortnite
They have no friends.
There parents hate them and they were a mistake
They are ginger.
They will never get a girlfriend.
They haven’t showered for at least two years.
They are more than likely obese or at least overweight.
They put milk in before cereal.
They have never seen grass.

And last but not least
they have a 1 inch pp.
Person 1: Have u seen that fat ginger kid.
Person 2: His dads condom split.
Person 1: Yeah he is defo a fortnite kid
Fortnite kid: DONT MAKE ME BOX U LIKE A FISH ‘intense sweating’
Fortnite Kid by RyanIsSleepy August 22, 2021
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fortnite balls 

a song that kanye east wrote about him being gay with autistic children
kanye east said he liked fortnite balls
fortnite sussy balls
fortnite balls by balls lol xd October 7, 2021

Fortnite kid 

Usually a nine-year that stole his parents credit card(for the fifth time this week) and buys the most "thickest" Fortnite skin in the item shop and continues to go into party royale to have fake sex with there online boyfriend/girlfriend, all while streaming on Twitch and yelling at his mom to make Him a sandwich.
"The little kid next door is such a Fortnite kid I heard him saying "yes daddy" to gamergirl69 which I'm pretty sure is Tom from down the road"
Fortnite kid by Anonymous 1459 December 29, 2021

Fortnite kid 

A stupid person who plays fortnite all day and hasn't touch grass since they were 5. They are usually in Elementary School still but even older ones existed. If you were born before 2006 your immune to this community but if you aren't oh no
Hey do you wanna come to my house to have a sleepover?

Nah I still got to keep up my daily victory royale streak going I have done it for 2 months now.

Me: bruh he is really that into fortnite?

Other Dude: he is a fortnite kid you know those zombies?
Fortnite kid by REALNAMEISCOOL February 15, 2022

Fortnite god 

The biggest virgin of all the virgins that play fortnite. Every fortnite player is a virgin

Fortnite Stooge 

when a guy takes a phat W on the trending game Fortnite and ends up ranting to his snapchat story which none of his friends could care less about
(Opens snapchat story to a Victory Royale from a win on Fortnite) Far out you focking Fortnite Stooge no one gives a SH!T mate

Guy: fuck you thicc girl

Girl: tries to find more info on this guy but finds out he's a Fortnite Stooge so simply rejects

Also Girl: i dont fw with Fortnite Stooge sorry.

Fortnite borger man 

I just bought the fortnite borger man yesterday