sam

is a player

sam is a player

by gugh gtu k May 5, 2022

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sam dequidt

A guy who would offer people with money so he can suck their dick. Won't stop until dick I saggy like old men's dick. Most people decline this offer.

Sam dequidt: "I'll give you £50 if you let me suck your dick until saggy".

Other: Suck yourself.

by Sam Dequidt May 9, 2016

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Sam

Funniest person you will ever meet. So sweet and kind and innocent. Becomes your best friend. Gets in the friend zone and never comes out.

Is that sam. Omg he is so funny he’s my best friend.

by johnatahn2344 April 22, 2020

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Sam Melchers

A blond haired friend who is taller than me, "dumb bastered" drives a 1994 Toyota Celica and a great member of my friend group.

Oh look it's Sam Melchers

by Da8osrocker April 19, 2024

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Sam

Prob a person who think he's funny but really isn,t and he claims he gets a lot of girls when all he does is scare them away. Prob will be a pedo when he;s older.

Sam is annoying and scares girls

by BrehWhymea April 30, 2023

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A Sam Weaver (also known as a Sweaver (female)), is a very average guy. His penis is averaged sized, height, hair, emotional stability, fighting skills. is body parts resemble penis' to the naked eye and his mum is always angry. He doesn't leave his house much. Sits down playing Call of Duty 6 and not showering.

Jay: Should we get Sam Weaver to come out?
Dru: Yeah good idea!

Sam Weaver: can't, Mum's Angry.

by JayYung December 9, 2024

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