if you dating a guy or know a guy named sam get out of there as quick as you can girl if is toxic in whatever relationship. they will stab you in the back, be disloyal, dishonest and most of all break your heart.
Girl 1: so who have you been talking to
Girl 2: oh umm his names sam
Girl 1: babe you gotta get outta that real quick
‘a month later’
Girl 2: He cheated on me 💔😩
Girl 2: oh umm his names sam
Girl 1: babe you gotta get outta that real quick
‘a month later’
Girl 2: He cheated on me 💔😩
by dodobird November 7, 2020
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by kurt shupner December 4, 2022
Get the Sam mug.A sexy guy. Super attractive, king, and has an super long dick. Everyone wishes they could be like Sam. Sam is also dominant, and is a natural leader. Will protect his loved ones, and fight against evil. His dick is so long.
#1: Woah its Sam
#2: God he has a big dick
#1: I wish I was like Sam, I would die to be like him
#2: Then go ahead
#1:*fucking dies*
#2: God he has a big dick
#1: I wish I was like Sam, I would die to be like him
#2: Then go ahead
#1:*fucking dies*
by JeffBesos June 15, 2022
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John: Yeah I do. Barca and Bayern play in the Prem, right?
Tyrell: Ahh shut up you sam chug idiot
John: Yeah I do. Barca and Bayern play in the Prem, right?
Tyrell: Ahh shut up you sam chug idiot
by KingObz December 4, 2023
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by bob is real March 2, 2020
Get the Sam mug.People who are named Sam are hands down the kindest people ever. They’re so genuine and never judge you. They’re always there when you need them and give the best advice. If you know a Sam they’ll probably end up being a therapist because of how good they are at helping people with they’re problems. Although they may be shy or quiet at first once you get to know them THEYRE HILARIOUS. You’ll love em. You could talk to them for hours and it’ll feel like 10 minutes. They’re the type of person to just get you. They understand you and make you feel genuinely happy. Everyone needs a Sam in their lives. If you don’t got one, GET ONE!
Diana: “Who is that?”
Amayah: “THATS SAM”
Diana: “I wish I knew him”
Amayah: “you should go talk to him HE’S THE BEST!”
Sam: the kindest person you’ll ever meet
Amayah: “THATS SAM”
Diana: “I wish I knew him”
Amayah: “you should go talk to him HE’S THE BEST!”
Sam: the kindest person you’ll ever meet
by Samueljrsbestfriend November 25, 2023
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