Chris

Bandwagon name share on Instagram vibe like the rest. Only thing you have a small car and big boto.

Lemme post this name share Chris at Kaena Point on my bike ride hike, without killing native fauna or bees.

by pohukainacave November 22, 2021

chris

the biggest jrotc kid you'll ever meet. most likely a head pushed. a little bit of everything bad.

someone: "wow that kids really annoying and hates women"
someone else: "i bet thats a chris"

by jrotchater69 October 27, 2020

Chris Noyes

The classic dumbass college freshman. Loves to get blackout and vomit his alcoholic beverages wherever he goes. Usually fucks 6s or 7s. Sometimes referred to as: “retard”, or “Fucker with autism”.

Goddamnit it’s that retard Chris Noyes. He fucking sucks.

by Not here? March 10, 2020

chris

good looking, kind, but makes stupid decisions. likes breaking up with Emilee to date Taylor.

every girl wants him.

girl: do you see thAT HOT DUDE
other girls: that is chris

by Emilee716 November 1, 2019

Chris Benjamins

Chris Benjamins is the definition of lit music

*Playing a song*
Yoo, that song is sooo Chris Benjamins.

by Imaneditor January 3, 2017

Chris Evans

The hottest daddiest man of all

Did you see that fine hunk of man Chris Evans?

by MrsEvans💔 May 22, 2021

Chris

Unloyal, selfish guy who always puts himself before others. Never has time for anything or anyone because he’s too hook on video games and useing girls for sex. Dick size is also sub par <3

Her: I hope I never date a Chris.
Me: Good, he’ll waste your tim and use you then throw you away like you were nothing.

by Super Thicc Succ ;) April 8, 2018