A true loyal friend that will have your back no matter what happens and will never stab you the back and keeps all your secrets.He is funny,kind,cute,loyal,honest
by Pigs pugs xoxoxoxo May 19, 2019
lying cheating ass. pretends to love you but when you start dating will cheat on you immediately. never trust chris. he’s a stoner/skater boy who smokes weed all day everyday. he’s a piece of trash. he has small dick energy. he’ll also do whatever it takes to get inside your pants
by 1234509816254 August 20, 2020
Unloyal, selfish guy who always puts himself before others. Never has time for anything or anyone because he’s too hook on video games and useing girls for sex. Dick size is also sub par <3
Her: I hope I never date a Chris.
Me: Good, he’ll waste your tim and use you then throw you away like you were nothing.
Me: Good, he’ll waste your tim and use you then throw you away like you were nothing.
by Super Thicc Succ ;) March 29, 2018
This name is given to children who are absolute fucking menaces and are gym freaks, features typically include over grown genitalia, crisp abs, and an amazing hair line. God had sent his very own will into people named Chris.
by Notachris November 23, 2021
Chris, or "having a Chris" is a synonym/slang for the drug marijuana. Popular in New Zealand/Australian slang.
"Hey bro, you guys getting on the Chris tonight?"
"Yeah, mate. Me and the gang are getting on the Chris tonight!"
"Yeah, mate. Me and the gang are getting on the Chris tonight!"
by tfhb669 March 28, 2024
People with this name are usueally A lying bitch. Manipulative and controlling. Tends to say the doesn't give a shit when the really does. Clinically psychotic. Trys to kill people. Goes to psych ward alot. Don't hang around people like them. Drop all Chris's.
Girl1:Chris is so amazing, I just love him so much
Girl2:dude grow up, he's a lying scumbag, I dated him for a year don't get with him. He's not all he's cut out to be.
Girl3:she right boo
Girl2:dude grow up, he's a lying scumbag, I dated him for a year don't get with him. He's not all he's cut out to be.
Girl3:she right boo
by Skank_Neveraeehhh December 04, 2018