Sam

An absolute fucking cunt. Words cannot describe how much everyone who knows a Sam hates them. Has a tiny wiener and is always super uptight because of it.

Sam can go suck a fat one.

by 420Noscopemaster2020 March 10, 2019

Sam Brye

a retard

ur such a Sam Brye

by ThatOneUsername November 22, 2019

Sam the doge

The most superior, perfect, and amazing doge.

Brian: “Dang, Thant’s is that Sam the doge??”

Arron: “yessirrrr, that’s Sam the doge!”

by Theoneandonlybrian October 4, 2022

Sam

The name of a 17 year old boy who has a part time job at tesco and will never pass his driving test.

You can't pass your driving test, you're a Sam!

by Chilllyboy May 21, 2016

Sam

a true theatre kid

Sam is such a good actor and singer. He is such a true theatre kid.

by simplyjaz August 31, 2023

Sam

Sam, a verb, is the most hurtful form of anal sex. The pain is so immesurable that it becomes pleasure. It occurs when the plough-engine is too big for the hole.

-damn boi I'd Sam her

by UrMomBigGay225 May 6, 2020

Sam

sam is the white washed Punjab that suck a lot of dick and thinks he is sexy but he is really gay.

Sommeray: Look at sams gayass punjab!!! EWW
Sam: Shut up I only like James Charles! Because I'm gay for him!!!

Also Sam: ohh!! yeah daddy my name is sam i like to suck a lot of gay dick ohh yeah fuck me harder

by sams gay dad November 20, 2019